OT - To Catch A Thief

[Wayward DP]

great stuff you two, let's keep this going.

 

[PlayerToBeNamedLater]

Well, think about it. What causes a guy to come out of the shadows after years of being away just to start something with someone totally unprovoked? Trying to put myself in his tiny shoes and the only thing that really could spark it is if things are suddenly going badly for him and making him want to lash out somewhere without consequences. My best guess is job loss since he previously didn't have the time to post, but now can't get enough of this particular thread.

Go fuck yourself

 

[mbow30]

Oh I'm doing fine. I'm sure you'll get back on your feet sooner or later.

remember when I said sorry for the shit in your cornflakes?

I lied

 

[LeafOfFaith]

remember when I said sorry for the shit in your cornflakes?

I lied

Did you say that? I'm not really paying attention to you.

Maybe if you were a decent guy, things wouldn't go so badly for you?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Go **** yourself

Very aggressive.

 

[mbow30]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but no ones ever keyed my car.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Because that would be like keying your yacht, girlfriend, integrity, and job.

 

[Deckie007]

Did you say that? I'm not really paying attention to you.

Maybe if you were a decent guy, things wouldn't go so badly for you?

but yet, you're the one that had their car keyed, makes you think

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Not when the suspect is a lunatic who has run afoul of several people in the building, and not when it may still just be a random culprit who decided to vandalize a stranger’s car. So yeah, think harder.

 

[BeLeafer]

All this weirdness and yet the answer is obvious: LoF drives a bimmer.

Once had a pal (drunkly) just kick the mirror off one for no reason other than it being a bimmer. Unfortunately for him, two narc cops were sitting nearby.

 

[Wayward DP]

All this weirdness and yet the answer is obvious: LoF drives a bimmer.

Once had a pal (drunkly) just kick the mirror off one for no reason other than it being a bimmer. Unfortunately for him, two narc cops were sitting nearby.

I would have guessed Audi. It's possible he mentioned it earlier.

 

[BeLeafer]

Blaspheme!

 

[LeafOfFaith]

You guessed it, BL.

 

[BeLeafer]

 

[zeke]

beleafer loathes bimmer driverss more than anything and for decades misremembered me driving a bimmer.

hmm.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

So the drunk pal in his story...?

 

[BeLeafer]

They are the worst out there on the road in Toronto. As a 20+ year cyclist riding around Toronto downtown, there were none worse for failing to signal, bopping their nose out from side streets to jump in to traffic, cutting off, etc..

 

[Bleedsblue&white]

All this weirdness and yet the answer is obvious: LoF drives a bimmer.

Once had a pal (drunkly) just kick the mirror off one for no reason other than it being a bimmer. Unfortunately for him, two narc cops were sitting nearby.

My guess is, since it was a BMW, your friend was venting off all the times he'd been cut off in traffic by said bimmers due to a strange manufacturing quirk...no signals.

 

[BeLeafer]

I do have a story shitting on a bimmer now that I think about this. One of many stories cycling around downtown.

Way back when cellphones had antennas on cars, I encountered a bimmer sitting in the bike lane on College just in front of my bank. I got off, knocked on the window, women rolled it down with a scowl, and I said ... 'parking there endangers cyclists because it forces us out into traffic.' She says, "fuck you" and rolls up the window. I swear I was polite about this. I go into the bank and there's a big line and the bimmer is still sitting there idling away. I said, fuck this line, went out and ripped the antenna off the back window, rode up beside, knocked on the window as she was wondering why she lost her signal and threw it on the hood with a big smile on my face.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Wow...that actually probably cost her a couple of thousand dollars.