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  1. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    sabres traded twice for jimmy vesey.. once it was to speak to him on the phone. ironically there was massive celebrations when pegula bought the team but they've been a disaster and it feels he's always rushed the rebuilds
  2. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    Remember when back in 2015 we heard what a disaster the Leafs were and what an amazing future Buffalo had?
  3. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    https://www.diebytheblade.com/2020/5/28/21273713/jack-eichel-is-fed-up-with-losing-frustrated-buffalo-sabres BTW, I recall a few on here predicting he'd want out soon enough.
  4. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    Play on that mini rink they have outdoors in Nashvile.
  5. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    BTW, in lieu of dates, the Maitland Ward (Boy Meets World) Fleshlight set records. Available now while supplies last!
  6. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    Yes total MILF. She's a year older than me. And yeah I'll take her in that hot tub. But maybe I can put up a screen and have everyonwe cram in and watch the Leafs.
  7. JackBurton

    OT: American Politics

    OMG what morons. No wonder Trump fools them so easily.
  8. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    She's so hot too. The hottest teacher ever. When I was younger I would mumble around women that hot. I have my charm. Sometimes..and I make a mean meatloaf
  9. JackBurton

    OT: American Politics

    Trump holds in his farts better than anyone. Even after his daily big mac with fries. If Biden can't hold in farts he can't lead it's that simple.
  10. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    50% of marriages end in divorce. It's not a failure. We just change so much over time. Tough to make it work. I'm dating a teacher now and it's going great. But it's really about the timing than anything else. I would have been too nervous to even speak to someone like her when I was younger.
  11. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    Dating is fun once you are divorced. I certainly never peaked in high school, so I went from being a guy who never had much interest from girls to being somewhat of a catch. It was strange to me. I litterally didn't date since I was a teenager.
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    OT: American Politics

    Now I'm bumbed I didn't think about it.
  13. JackBurton

    Around the League 2019-2020 Edition

    Divorce is tough. I moved on from my wife. Great person, but damn I'm a different person when I met her. Not her fault, more mine.
  14. JackBurton

    OT: American Politics

    He does not deserve to be President. Here's proof!
  15. JackBurton

    The 2019-2020 MotherFucking Season Thread

    I'm going to get so drunk watching the Leafs. I need to watch the games in a pool.
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