Around the League 2019-2023 Edition

[mbow30]

basically but with hair. And no beer (brethalizer on the truck I now drive so that I can afford rent in this new basement apartment in Brampton)

 

[Artnes]

appreciate the sentiment. Lost my job, wife left me, got the house, support obligations are killing me and then bam bank forecloses on my bachelor apt.

but I still have a great head of hair for my age and 6 months of canned tuna and alphaghetti. And forum ice.

Congrats on becoming real life Billy Bob from Golliath

Unless they got you barred too....

 

[LeafGm]

Maybe the leafs can finally put their analytics team to use to figure out this draft lottery biz.

I’m pretty sure the only thing you need to do to rig the lottery in your favour is acquire Taylor Hall.

 

[mbow30]

Congrats on becoming real life Billy Bob from Golliath

Unless they got you barred too....

I don’t know what that is I can’t afford the Netflix

 

[mbow30]

I’m pretty sure the only thing you need to do to rig the lottery in your favour is acquire Taylor Hall.

Hey he made the playoffs.

 

[LeafGm]

Hey he made the playoffs.

...and yet somehow his team still has a shot at a top-3 pick this year in spite of that.

Dude’s a magician.

 

[Volcanologist]

...and he just moved to Toronto.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

appreciate the sentiment. Lost my job, wife left me, got the house, support obligations are killing me and then bam bank forecloses on my bachelor apt.

but I still have a great head of hair for my age and 6 months of canned tuna and alphaghetti. And forum ice.

Use this as an opportunity to start over, reinvent yourself. Take that cooking class. Exercise a little. Build a better you and get back out there.

 

[fergy57]

Also you could rejoin the dynasty league you started what, like 8 years ago?

 

[Killer93]

appreciate the sentiment. Lost my job, wife left me, got the house, support obligations are killing me and then bam bank forecloses on my bachelor apt.

but I still have a great head of hair for my age and 6 months of canned tuna and alphaghetti. And forum ice.

Dude I feel you. Separated from my wife in Dec and focusing on becoming a better person. Lost my career, house, and was verbally/mentally abused for years. We will bounce back

 

[JackBurton]

Divorce is tough. I moved on from my wife. Great person, but damn I'm a different person when I met her. Not her fault, more mine.

 

[zeke]

Heh mbow is still a brilliant dick.

 

[BeLeafer]

I went through some horrific shit about 10 years ago but all is swimmingly well now. If this is all true, chin up mbow. Things will turn around.

 

[JackBurton]

Dating is fun once you are divorced. I certainly never peaked in high school, so I went from being a guy who never had much interest from girls to being somewhat of a catch. It was strange to me. I litterally didn't date since I was a teenager.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

See, mbow? There’s hope, man. It’ll all get better.

 

[Preston]

Heh mbow is still a brilliant dick.

Are we the only two that get it? I thought it was obvious.

 

[zeke]

That being said, the only proper response to hearing that somebody got divorced is "congratulations".

 

[LeafGm]

Are we the only two that get it? I thought it was obvious.

I mean, all these serious responses are kind of making me second-guess myself now, but I took mbow’s tale of woe as a joking, trollish response to LoF’s digs at him.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

He wants you to think that. It’s an obvious cry for help, but here’s Zeke and Preston laughing at him. Show some compassion, guys.

 

[JackBurton]

50% of marriages end in divorce. It's not a failure. We just change so much over time. Tough to make it work.
I'm dating a teacher now and it's going great. But it's really about the timing than anything else. I would have been too nervous to even speak to someone like her when I was younger.