OT: The Funnier Side of Tragedy: Memes and Such
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blkngldbabe
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Bleedsblue&white
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I know this isn't the time to actually do this...but I'd like to paint a picture for you.
Imagine a man, say...Sacha Baron Cohen, arriving at a grocery store in one of this inflatable hamster balls...perfect for keeping people 6 feet away.
Picture him rolling down the aisles, getting in peoples way. Realizing he can't pick anything up maybe he tries to get someone to help him shop while he's rolling into everything.
There's a laugh in there or I'm high.
Imagine a man, say...Sacha Baron Cohen, arriving at a grocery store in one of this inflatable hamster balls...perfect for keeping people 6 feet away.
Picture him rolling down the aisles, getting in peoples way. Realizing he can't pick anything up maybe he tries to get someone to help him shop while he's rolling into everything.
There's a laugh in there or I'm high.
LeafGm
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axlsalinger
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Wait till they hear about our N96.
blkngldbabe
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Not related to covid19 but I was stunned and then belly laughed.
blkngldbabe
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blkngldbabe
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, hold his testicals firmly looks very closely at them and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, hold his testicals firmly looks very closely at them and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"