Game thread: **** you Zeke + just start the playoffs

[GordonWallace]

Your act is getting stale, pal.

Buddy, I guarantee my cock is bigger than yours so sit the **** down and shut the **** up before this gets a lot uglier for you.

 

[blkngldbabe]

Seriously? Quit wasting bandwidth. It was amusing at first. Now it’s not worth the perusing. Up your game or **** off pal.

 

[Artnes]

Johnsson just hanging out watching Willy and Matthews play fetch

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[KingTucker]

Sparks is terrible, but this team will likely get their point and head to OT and clinch.
This game isn't terribly meaningful, just let's not get injured and move on.

 

[MindzEye]

Right through him again.

2 chances, 2 goals

 

[KingTucker]

If I were Marincin I just would have unloaded on Sparks on the way off that shift. Holy cow that was heinous.

 

[LeafGm]

I think it's pretty clear at this point that if anything happens to Freddie in the playoffs, we should be turning to Michael Hutchinson, not Sparks.

 

[MindzEye]

I wonder who this trash bag is going to blame for his shit performance tonight

 

[ExceptionallyDumb]

Sharts is literal trash.

 

[ExceptionallyDumb]

I wonder who this trash bag is going to blame for his shit performance tonight

Something something emotion.

 

[Bozo]

I think it's pretty clear at this point that if anything happens to Freddie in the playoffs, we should be turning to Michael Hutchinson, not Sparks.

Michael Hutchence might be a better option.

 

[ExceptionallyDumb]

Buddy, I guarantee my cock is bigger than yours so sit the **** down and shut the **** up before this gets a lot uglier for you.

I'm 6.75 inches fully erect with excellent girth. If you can beat that, go ahead. I'm not buying it though.

 

[Volcanologist]

time to show some emotion and give a ****, Sharts.

 

[ExceptionallyDumb]

Man Matthews really sucks defensively. Just gliding back while his guy gets a point blank shot in the slot.

Good save by Sharts for once.

 

[leaffan2005]

Hey stat nerds:

Question for you all. I was told that we are actually playing great over the last couple of weeks despite continuing to lose against bottom dwellers. Any chance us being the unluckiest team in history continues? I love the SCF and all but I think games are won and lost with goals, or so I've been told.

Asking for a friend.

 

[JackBurton]

I do wonder if they'll just flip the switch and play different in the playoffs.

 

[ExceptionallyDumb]

Are we really complaining about this game of all games?

 

[leaffan2005]

I do wonder if they'll just flip the switch and play different in the playoffs.

I mean I think they might given our long history of recent playoff success.

 

[leaffan2005]

Are we really complaining about this game of all games?

My bad, forgot about our advantage in HD scoring chances. I wonder when they will officially include this stat in the boxscore along with goals and assists.

 

[ExceptionallyDumb]

Do you have to be a stat nerd to figure out that the leafs are incredibly unlucky to be down tonight? Are people's eye tests that bad?