The Motherfucking 2021 Playoffs Thread

[Habsy]

thanks Dr. Habsy

Sounds to me like you guys are the ones playing doctor diminishing the seriousness of his illness. I don't joke around when it comes to this. He's getting help at a facility here in Florida.

 

[zeke]

see, this shit gets you covered in american media:

 

[CH1]

AND HE WASN'T WEARING ANY PANTS

 

[Habsy]

Yup and the divisions realign soon. Can't wait for the rematches where the Habs take 10 penalties and Tampa gets 1.

 

[Habspatrol]

1a : a violent public disorder specifically : a tumultuous disturbance of the public peace by three or more persons assembled together and acting with a common intent


Yes Ray, a riot.

Yawn

There was nothing really abnormal in these playoffs. There was a car flipped and some tear gas.

That said... Regardless of whether they rioted or not. I'm not a fan of a lot of Hab fans. There's a lot of idiots.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I love the phrase “number one bullshit”. Haha. The way he shits on Habs fans is great too. Guy is bulletproof at the moment.

 

[Habsy]

see, this shit gets you covered in american media:

It's how Trump got elected. A lot of rednecks in Tampa. Stupid Habs fans too apparently.

 

[zeke]

ah enough with the trump comps.

its just standard sports trash talk. with gratuitous f-bombs.

 

[Habspatrol]

ah enough with the trump comps.

its just standard sports trash talk. with gratuitous f-bombs.

Literally Trump. Florida folk are loving it

 

[zeke]

everyone is loving it. other than habs fans.

there is no bullshit in what he said, which is what makes trump trump.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Number one bullshit to not like that rant.

 

[Preston]

In fairness I probably wouldn't vote for Kucherov to be president either. Good thing he plays a children's game for a living.

 

[Habsy]

ah enough with the trump comps.

its just standard sports trash talk. with gratuitous f-bombs.

I'd really like to know more about these asshole Habs fans that allegedly sent death threats. Sometimes it's embarrassing being in the same fan base. I mean there were Habs fans with man buns there. Man buns!

 

[lecoqsportif]

The Drouin situation is based rumours and speculation, but the way he left and club behaviour suggests it is a very serious issue. At this point, his contract status could go any number of ways.

 

[zeke]

I think the assumption that his contract will just be dissappeared is optimistic.

 

[JaysCyYoung]

Kuch is an absolute legend. That’s up there with Ovie taking the Stanley Cup through the casinos in Vegas when he could barely walk straight.

 

[zeke]

I'd really like to know more about these asshole Habs fans that allegedly sent death threats. Sometimes it's embarrassing being in the same fan base. I mean there were Habs fans with man buns there. Man buns!

i'm pretty sure despite the obnoxiousness of the leafs fan base that it would still be the canadian fan base least likely to send opponents death threats.

 

[Habsy]

The Drouin situation is based rumours and speculation, but the way he left and club behaviour suggests it is a very serious issue. At this point, his contract status could go any number of ways.

Players don't get "very concerned" about another player unless it's a life threatening event. Too much smoke that this is what happened and Drouin had a media day meltdown shortly before it happened.

 

[Habsy]

I think the assumption that his contract will just be dissappeared is optimistic.

Who is assuming this? The appetite for moving on is what is there.

 

[lecoqsportif]

I think the assumption that his contract will just be dissappeared is optimistic.

LTIR.