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[LeafGm]

Pretty accurate.

Though Martin Short doesn’t have Osteen’s cold, dead inhuman eyes.

 

[axlsalinger]

 

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[LeafOfFaith]

Who’s a bigger asshole than your average goalie, you say? Now you know.

 

[MindzEye]

That's just smart

 

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[LeafOfFaith]

Another reason not to like that place. I will say though that the bread and butter they give you when you sit down is so fucking good that you just want to eat that the whole meal and not the actual meal itself which I find generally bleh.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

 

[blkngldbabe]

I wish I could embed this but it just makes me catch feelings every time I watch it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid036Evi3etJEufDsJSJgcyuUBswx4vHMcKjknQiCcvunujYGox5b3nvpnJDYFwVMky1l&id=100033067674276&mibextid=qC1gEa

 

[Aberdeen]

 

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[LeafOfFaith]

Yeah, good luck.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

 

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[LeafOfFaith]

I guarantee that's the best video she's ever put up.

 

[CH1]

assuming this is real, she could have spent 15 secs reframing the geezer out of the shot

 

[LeafOfFaith]

That too, I was gonna say, she was not exactly some genuinely aggrieved party, just move over.

It's a public park. She's like, well I was trying to be nice, but now I'm telling you to move. Ya, okay.

I think it was real, for what it's worth.

 

[CH1]

she didn't even have to move...just angle the camera a bit to frame him out, or stand closer to it so you block the geezer

the guy was also a dick...he could have walked to another bench in 15 seconds

but then we wouldn't have this fun video to analyze

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Oh absolutely, he was a shit too. I sit here every day. What if someone else was sitting there today before you arrived - what happens then??

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah, that's definitely real. The old boys punchlines could have been way, way better. Channel your inner Guy Ritchie script writer for 10 minutes and that could have been gold.