The McDonald's® troll was wildly successful. Triggered the libs, brought joy to MAGA, and got people talking about a hilarious stunt instead of Trump being a fascist who wants to take a wrecking ball to the US Constitution. One of the most powerful campaign moves in history.
Absolutely the fuck not! Lots of honking and cheering all day though. As a lib, I am full of despair. MAGA is winning in the "joy" category right now.
THE ARCHES HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN!
🚨 TRUMP WILL LITERALLY BE AT MY LOCAL MCDONALD'S ON SUNDAY! MY SANCTUARY IS BEING DEFILED! 🚨
https://levittownnow.com/2024/10/17/nearby-former-pres-trump-to-visit-lower-bucks-county-mcdonalds/
Here's the real Polymarket scoop for anyone interested in going down a long rabbithole: https://x.com/Domahhhh/status/1846597997507092901
TL;DR: Some whale with an obscene amount of money has come along and bet $36 million (and counting) on Trump across four different accounts (Fredi9999...
Throw it in the average, folks. It really is interesting how emotional folks get over every single poll that comes out. It is simply crisp, clean data and it's absolutely beautiful stuff. 📊
Another year of suffering has passed and is capped off by a laborious, gluttonous, and wholly unnecessary feast. Hope all you disgusting slobs got your Ozempic prescriptions lined up in advance. The one thing I am thankful for today is that everything will eventually come to a merciful end. 🙏
Anyone else find soup to be an absolute fucking disgrace? Takes way too long to cook and eat for very little payoff. You barely get any real food at all. It's basically a beverage, and quite frankly, a pointless and wasteful one. Disgusting.
Accidentally picked up raspberry instead of strawberry Pop-Tarts today fam. They look exactly the same (if you can't read). Life ending mistake. You may not see Gordo around for much longer... 😞