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https://twitter.com/lindayaX/status/1730088124615631060 Linda is one of my favourite new characters.

Didn't read any of that. Get a ****ing life nerd.

REMEMBER FOLKS, YOUR VACATION IS SOMEONE ELSE'S EVERYDAY LIFE. TRAVELING IS A SCAM!

Rest in peace to that hot piece of ass. There is nothing I wouldn't let him do to me.

#AbolishDoctors

This issue has cleared up nicely. Thank you for all the well wishes, everyone.

I agree. A perpetual state of panic is always the healthiest option.

"coffee youtube channel" Sickening. Shameful.

This Thanksgiving, I wish to extend my condolences to everyone who is suffering through yet another disgusting, cumbersome meal that could've been McDonald's® instead. I am truly grateful for nothing, and I am so sorry that we all have to endure this oppressive, racist, and gluttonous holiday.

I'm not worried about the raging hemorrhoids I've been battling recently. There is nothing wrong with blowing out your asshole once in a while. It is perfectly normal and healthy. I will probably need reconstructive asshole surgery, but again, nothing to worry about. It's good. We're good. Yes.

i bet you did big guy

I'm literally the best vacationer on this forum. Last year I traveled 9 kilometers to stay at a beautiful Airbnb for free (owned by someone I know). The property was absolutely gorgeous, I ate at Five Guys one time, and I visited a local attraction that I would have otherwise ignored. I even...

If "vacation" is sitting in an uncomfortable plastic chair in a stadium packed with thousands of drunken slobs while watching sweaty men in costumes play a children's game - OR - taking public transportation through a crowded city while meandering from store to store and wasting money on...

A buddy of mine just went on "vacation" to New York, which is probably the worst idea I've ever heard. You get to look at a bunch of concrete but in a different location. The same applies to basically any destination unless you are staying at a resort or something where the standard of living is...

Settle down, folks, it's all just atoms. But nobody arranges atoms better for human consumption than Dominos®. Mrs. Gordo is the breadwinner in our household and puts us on a strict budget. Yet we are still always able to afford Dominos® at their inflation-busting $8.99 per pie. You simply can't...