I don't think you're gonna find one of those, honestly. 2-way goal scorers are the modern version of power forwards who score. Just enough of them exist to make guys who kinda, sorta, potentially could turn into one a LOT of money.
And you can always tuck one guy who can't really defend into a system without causing too much trouble so long as they otherwise play a team game. DeBrincat would be fine here, but given that Ottawa is in no-man's land leadership wise, reports of his supposed availability might be fictional.