2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[MindzEye]

This isn't a democracy. I abide by my own constitution.

Oh, you're more than welcome to start your own food board.

On this food board though, we have standards.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Oh, you're more than welcome to start your own food board.

On this food board though, we have standards.

Poor standards! That's the whole issue.

 

[MindzEye]

Pork > your takes

 

[Habsy]

Oh, you're more than welcome to start your own food board.

On this food board though, we have standards.

 

[Habsy]

Poor standards! That's the whole issue.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I've never ordered that, though it looks great.

 

[Habsy]

I've never ordered that, though it looks great.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Tasteful?!

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Very tasteful...in a creepy, Preston kind of way.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

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Also looks great. I have a few bowls of that every week.

 

[Habsy]

Now why would you even think to Google that? Let's unpack this a bit.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

No bottom feeders, no pigs, and minimal fat are excellent rules in both food and life.

A solid board recognizes that.

No pork products?

Even Marner would never disrespect people like that.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

But thighs are where the action is.

Why is KFC like a woman?



Because once you get through those thighs all you're left with is a greasy box.

 

[Habsy]

Now I know you're a dick but a charcuterie dick? That must come from a deep dark place. Did your uncle want to show you something that was just between the two of you?

 

[Habsy]

Why is KFC like a woman?



Because once you get through those thighs all you're left with is a greasy box.

 

[zeke]

old man Habsy's talking to himself again.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

It's cool to admit that you prefer flavourless things because you were fooled into believing that they were cleaner and healthier than things with flavour.

He spends most of his life being suckered. Grilled chicken, the Shah of Iran, Marner, and (soon) McDavid.

 

[Habsy]

old man Habsy's talking to himself again.

 

[Volcanologist]

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breading, lettuce and tomato??? mayo????

what are you trying to do here ruining that beautiful processed chicken cutlet

 

[mbow30]

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Wtf us that testicle soup?

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Wtf us that testicle soup?

Careful, or LOF might accuse you of antisemitism.