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Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

jeez. seems like a pretty good haul for year one...
A big part of it was one particular promo that yielded about $60,000 between Mrs. Presto and I. They just handed away free money with this one and I'm shocked that the program is still apparently going. The rest is just grinding away at welcome bonuses on various sites that will yield anywhere from $500-$2000 per app generally. You just have to wager a certain amount to get the welcome bonuses and I do that by hedging bets on other sites to break-even or slightly better no matter the result. These totals are combined with Mrs. Presto fwiw.

And occasionally you'll get lucky like when I won $1800 on free slot spins or when they pay out early on games in a blowout game where I win on both sides of the hedge. This happened to me this weekend on the Jaguars game which yielded $2100 extra. It's a risk-free sort of deal. I have no gambling compulsions so it works for me but I know I'm a sociopathic robot so it's not for everyone.
 
A big part of it was one particular promo that yielded about $60,000 between Mrs. Presto and I. They just handed away free money with this one and I'm shocked that the program is still apparently going. The rest is just grinding away at welcome bonuses on various sites that will yield anywhere from $500-$2000 per app generally. You just have to wager a certain amount to get the welcome bonuses and I do that by hedging bets on other sites to break-even or slightly better no matter the result. These totals are combined with Mrs. Presto fwiw.

And occasionally you'll get lucky like when I won $1800 on free slot spins or when they pay out early on games in a blowout game where I win on both sides of the hedge. This happened to me this weekend on the Jaguars game which yielded $2100 extra. It's a risk-free sort of deal. I have no gambling compulsions so it works for me but I know I'm a sociopathic robot so it's not for everyone.
You're an actuary aren't you?
 
Let's just say I know how to evaluate the sweet spot of shared risk and in the case I do not share any risk with these gambling apps. I've wagered enough money to be a "VIP" on many apps and they've all ghosted me. They hate me.
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Let's just say I know how to evaluate the sweet spot of shared risk and in the case I do not share any risk with these gambling apps. I've wagered enough money to be a "VIP" on many apps and they've all ghosted me. They hate me.
But do you buy rare snakes for 1 million?
 
A big part of it was one particular promo that yielded about $60,000 between Mrs. Presto and I. They just handed away free money with this one and I'm shocked that the program is still apparently going. The rest is just grinding away at welcome bonuses on various sites that will yield anywhere from $500-$2000 per app generally. You just have to wager a certain amount to get the welcome bonuses and I do that by hedging bets on other sites to break-even or slightly better no matter the result. These totals are combined with Mrs. Presto fwiw.

And occasionally you'll get lucky like when I won $1800 on free slot spins or when they pay out early on games in a blowout game where I win on both sides of the hedge. This happened to me this weekend on the Jaguars game which yielded $2100 extra. It's a risk-free sort of deal. I have no gambling compulsions so it works for me but I know I'm a sociopathic robot so it's not for everyone.
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You fail at step 1 tho, which is must live in Ontario. But I can help others. I got @Deckie007 started. Much of it depends on your own liquidity. It requires putting a lot of cash to use though I think deckie has built up his quite well.
Damn... There's got to be some American apps I can try.

Basically just get as many promos as I can find? Then hedge some bets?
 
Presty and his investment guidance fucked me real nice too!

Moral of the story? Don't follow anyone's lead on money matters and just do your own thing, unless handing your cash off to an investment professional.
 
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