Around the League 2019-2026 Edition

[MindzEye]

These fucking losers are going to lose and get swept by Montreal, aren't they?

 

[Preston]

Begs the question...how do you get actual goals?

You take 10 shots a game and plan to shoot 20-40% every single game. Obviously.

 

[MindzEye]

Begs the question...how do you get actual goals?

A complete and unsolveable mystery.

 

[Habsy]

This is my favorite post ever

I’ll digital sign it for you

 

[MindzEye]

You take 10 shots a game and plan to shoot 20-40%. Obviously.

#analytics

 

[LeafOfFaith]

At this point, I kinda want the Canes to lose. This is pathetic. They deserve to die.

And Garbagemanderson is hilarious. That save on the shot from behind the net in the dying seconds was hilarious. There's a goalie at street hockey who basically dives and stacks the pads to stop routine shots from 20 feet in front of him. Reminded me of that guy, who is in his 50s and never played professional anything.

 

[Habsy]

A complete and unsolveable mystery.

That’s why it’s been 84 years for you guys. You never figured it out.

 

[Habsy]

Butt hurt confused LoF is gold. Like Ari Gold gold.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

You take 10 shots a game and plan to shoot 20-40% every single game. Obviously.

This is sustainable?!? I mean, we're seeing it over the course of a full postseason, but still, it didn't seem like an actual viable blueprint.

 

[lecoqsportif]

You take 10 shots a game and plan to shoot 20-40% every single game. Obviously.

Anderson —> 100%

 

[MindzEye]

That’s why it’s been 84 years for you guys. You never figured it out.

Yeah, it's all my fault personally. You got me.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Yeah, it's all my fault personally. You got me.

Busted.

 

[Habspatrol]

Yeah, it's all my fault personally. You got me.

Well... obviously not ALL 84 years. That wouldn't make sense.

 

[Habsy]

Yeah, it's all my fault personally. You got me.

Half the battle is now over.

Once you figure out “you” meant Leafs

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Not even kidding, if Andersen was only slightly worse positioned on that last second shot, it would've banked off his back leg or skate and gone in.

I kinda would've loved to see that, to be honest.

 

[MindzEye]

Half the battle is now over.

Once you figure out “you” meant Leafs

What in the fuck does the Habs trying to win by not shooting on net have to do with the Leafs organization not winning in the playoffs?

 

[Preston]

All these years, all the leafs had to do was play worse and get fewer chances and they would have won some cups. I can't believe we missed it this entire time. Fuck I feel so dumb.

 

[Habspatrol]

You all should be thankful if the Habs win. You'll get your precious asterisk. You can point to the couple of games we won that we didn't deserve to win.

 

[Habsy]

How are either goal on Andersen? Seriously?

Goal 1, defensive breakdown with a nice tip top shelf

Goal 2, awful crease clearing and as greasy a goal as they come.

 

[Habsy]

All these years, all the leafs had to do was play worse and get fewer chances and they would have won some cups. I can't believe we missed it this entire time. Fuck I feel so dumb.

It’s ok. 4D chess is hard to learn.