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Around The League - 2024 Offseason

All of these are objectively terrible and bush league. 4 out of 6 used collective nouns that mean nothing and are well-nigh unmarketable. The logo designs, such as they are, look like clip art. The only advantage of any of them is that they are so generic that no new names, logos or unis will need to be designed when a team inevitably has to relocate to another market.


View: https://x.com/KenzieTSN/status/1833125963518955767

And as bad as these are, the alternatives were even worse. Who comes up with this shit?


View: https://x.com/adam_la2karis/status/1833124666212282818
 
All of these are objectively terrible and bush league. 4 out of 6 used collective nouns that mean nothing and are well-nigh unmarketable. The logo designs, such as they are, look like clip art. The only advantage of any of them is that they are so generic that no new names, logos or unis will need to be designed when a team inevitably has to relocate to another market.


View: https://x.com/KenzieTSN/status/1833125963518955767

And as bad as these are, the alternatives were even worse. Who comes up with this shit?


View: https://x.com/adam_la2karis/status/1833124666212282818

So you hate all the names and the alternatives??

Your turn then, give us your pick for 4 of those teams.

Logos are really bad though.
 
Lowkey hot take: More teams should do what Washington did in the NFL a few years ago & what Utah's doing now...

Washington Football Team
Utah Hockey Club

Eventually, they're going to come up with some ridiculous sounding names and the announcers are going to say, Welcome everyone to tonight's hotly contested match-up between the Dungaroos and Odors!

Just keep it simple, City A vs City B.
 
Lowkey hot take: More teams should do what Washington did in the NFL a few years ago & what Utah's doing now...

Washington Football Team
Utah Hockey Club

Eventually, they're going to come up with some ridiculous sounding names and the announcers are going to say, Welcome everyone to tonight's hotly contested match-up between the Dungaroos and Odors!

Just keep it simple, City A vs City B.
Montreal Molson Canadian
 
Lowkey hot take: More teams should do what Washington did in the NFL a few years ago & what Utah's doing now...

Washington Football Team
Utah Hockey Club

Eventually, they're going to come up with some ridiculous sounding names and the announcers are going to say, Welcome everyone to tonight's hotly contested match-up between the Dungaroos and Odors!

Just keep it simple, City A vs City B.
I’m searched deep inside and found that I’m kinda impartial. I like team names but I also don’t mind city sports team. But when talking about a team I will use the team name 95% of the time over the city.
 
So you hate all the names and the alternatives??

Your turn then, give us your pick for 4 of those teams.

Logos are really bad though.
Toronto Tampons
Montreal Mammelons (Google it)
Boston Clams
New York Karens

And for those who can't live without their collective nouns teams...

Minnesota Menopause
Ottawa Bureaucracy (I was going to call them Rough Riders just to piss off Saskatchewan. Maybe change it to Raw Doggers)
 
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