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Pezetta > Marner

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Laffitup

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Setting aside all the goals, assists, special unit time, and first line presence, here are all the ways Alex Pezetta is a better fit for the Leafs than Mitch Marner..

1. Easier on the stats guys. Instead of having to open the spreadsheet 102 times a season for Marner, the stats guys can take it easy when Pezetta is on the ice. Also, you don't have to hit shift when typing the " - " sign like you do to get the "+ " sign, so you're welcome, stats guys with carpel tunnel syndrome.

2. Better hair. In a parity league, in a super competitive eastern conference, every team needs a hair guy. It's not even close between Marner and Pezetta.

3. Cooler nickname: Pezz, the Pezzer, Pezz Dispenser. Compared to Marnie? C'mon.

Any way you cut it, Pezzeta > Marner. Bring on the Cup!
 
Laffitup said:
Setting aside all the goals, assists, special unit time, and first line presence, here are all the ways Alex Pezetta is a better fit for the Leafs than Mitch Marner..

1. Easier on the stats guys. Instead of having to open the spreadsheet 102 times a season for Marner, the stats guys can take it easy when Pezetta is on the ice. Also, you don't have to hit shift when typing the " - " sign like you do to get the "+ " sign, so you're welcome, stats guys with carpel tunnel syndrome.

2. Better hair. In a parity league, in a super competitive eastern conference, every team needs a hair guy. It's not even close between Marner and Pezetta.

3. Cooler nickname: Pezz, the Pezzer, Pezz Dispenser. Compared to Marnie? C'mon.

Any way you cut it, Pezzeta > Marner. Bring on the Cup!
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So, you miss him already?
 
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