The 2019-2020 MotherFucking Season Thread

[Leafin']

Mike Litoris? LOL

Mike Hunt not available?

 

[MindzEye]

Mike Litoris? LOL

Mike Hunt not available?

He's covering the Habs with Mike Hawk.

 

[Preston]

He's covering the Habs with Mike Hawk.

He's a far better reporter than Hugh G. Rection that's for sure.

 

[BG]

Man that feels a lot like when Eklund first kicked up around the lock-out.

 

[Killer93]

He's covering the Habs with Mike Hawk.

Ben Dover and Mike Rotch were not available

 

[LeafOfFaith]

All the Clifford, all the time

Clifford-Matthews-Marner
Clifford-Tavares-Nylander
Clifford-Spezza-Kapanen
Clifford-Kerfoot-Engvall

Muzzin-Clifford
Clifford-Barrie
Clifford-Holl

Campbell
Clifford

That Clifford Muzzin pairing is going to be way too slow.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

If you want you can follow my clitoris instead.

This should come with some kind of health warning.

 

[MindzEye]

He's a far better reporter than Hugh G. Rection that's for sure.

In fairness, Hugh got pretty big for a while though.

 

[MindzEye]

That Clifford Muzzin pairing is going to be way too slow.

So much grit/60 though.

 

[MindzEye]

This should come with some kind of health warning.

Eh, he played in the O, he's probably already mandated by law to warn you about his STD's if you're within 3 metres.

 

[Preston]

Eh, he played in the O, he's probably already mandated by law to warn you about his STD's if you're within 3 metres.

Drafted, didn't even get a preseason game and quit a year later. I was a real high pick though so look out.. 9th rounder. Turns out being a 9th round pick in the fucking OHL doesn't get you much bar play. Who'da thunk it. This Harry Cock of mine did not get much in terms of STD-ridden clitoris action.

 

[Leafin']

Some of these made me look up "list of The Simpsons crank calls" and lol was not disappointed.

Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yeah, I'm looking for a friend, last name Kebum, first name Lee.
Moe: Eh, hang on, I'll check. Uh, hey, guys, do I get a Lee Kebum? C'mon, look at the stools. Uh, is there a Lee Kebum? Er, somebody check the rear, I know I got a Lee Kebum.
Barney: Then, you probably shouldn't be handling food!

Ahhh so good.

 

[Leafin']

Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. [calls] Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?! [bar denizens laugh]
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones and I live in 1094 Evergreen Terrace.
Moe: Aha! Big mistake, pal! I knew he'd slip up sooner or later!

So good. Just remembering back to being a kid and watching this has me dying.

 

[MindzEye]

Drafted, didn't even get a preseason game and quit a year later. I was a real high pick though so look out.. 9th rounder. Turns out being a 9th round pick in the fucking OHL doesn't get you much bar play. Who'da thunk it. This Harry Cock of mine did not get much in terms of STD-ridden clitoris action.

Well, at least if you did get herpes, you came by it honestly like the rest of us and not because it was your turn with a bunny.

 

[Preston]

Well, at least if you did get herpes, you came by it honestly like the rest of us and not because it was your turn with a bunny.

These days it's nothing but dirty talk with Mrs. Preston. "Yeah you like my 9th rounder in the OHL dirty cock don't you?" Doesn't seem to go over well though.

 

[hockeylover]

 

[Wayward DP]

That is even uglier than I had feared. Guh.

 

[Artnes]

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Lucky we have the firepower to outscore our massive problem

Unfortunately that has taken a drastic dip as well lately

 

[MindzEye]

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All of those damn super ultra high danger chances we give up that are totes different than the regular high danger changes everyone else gives up.

Leafs are tied for 12th in xGA/60 since Jan 6th, fwiw.

The good news though, is that our starting goalie is 16th on that list...which isn't terrible.

The other good news is that the starter for the team we're fighting for 3rd in the division is 43rd on that list.

 

[LeafGm]

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So I showed this to the biggest Freddie apologist I know.

First excuse is that this is a sample size so small that it's irrelevant. Second excuse is that Freddie's still not to blame anyway, because obviously facing more shots against than any goalie in the league over the last three years has had an impact on his psyche.

It's at times like these I wish it was possible to reach through a phone/computer screen and choke someone out.