The Fucking Season Thread - Redemption Tour '22

[fergy57]

Actually the kryptonite of regularity is travel. I realized it in myself and figured it was just me, but it’s actually a thing. I read an article about how having to go in a new place creates some kind of stress and lack of comfortability in the body that gets in the way.

Here's a fix that can get rid of the body stress caused by lack of comfortability.

 

[zeke]

 

[Preston]

We should sell the rights to this story to the Hallmark Channel.

 

[Hoss]

That Magnesium citrate makes every fart a potential shit tsunami. Had to stop using it.

 

[zeke]

well this isn't helpful.




i guess the news here would be.....willy moving to center might mean tavares is actually injured? but then clifford on that line seems a weird choice.

and Robertson on that 4th line looks like something they might definitely try.

reading tea leaves guessing......Tavares is injured, mikky and engvall will be back tommorrow, robertson will play not clifford.

 

[BG]

Leave it to zeke to find the summer cider of laxatives.

Cheap draft and questionable pickled eggs for the win.

 

[zeke]

its the best. powers through any clog.

 

[LeafGm]

Jesus Christ, wtf.

This stat, man:

 

[Deckie007]

Just don't only eat cheese and you'll be fine.

 

[Artnes]

Beets are my go to

 

[zeke]

Jesus Christ, wtf.

This stat, man:

this is the first year he's actually been a member of a full-time real-minutes stacked top pp unit.

 

[LeafGm]

this is the first year he's actually been a member of a full-time real-minutes stacked top pp unit.

That stat is just five-on-five goals, ‘tho.

And he’s still 23 goals ahead of 2nd place Ovi.

 

[zeke]

That stat is just five-on-five goals, ‘tho.

And he’s still 23 goals ahead of 2nd place Ovi.

oh i know.

im just noting that he has bizarrely been screwed out of the easiest goals opportunities in his career so far for various reasons, and still is the best goalscorere since he entered the league.

 

[Volcanologist]

It might be the most important thing in the last 40+ years for the Leafs to get Auston Matthews name on an 8 year deal.

 

[Artnes]

Robertson in tomorrow.

The team has a shit bug running through it at the moment hence the reason for so many out today at practice

 

[zeke]

he's in.

 

[zeke]

It might be the most important thing in the last 40+ years for the Leafs to get Auston Matthews name on an 8 year deal.

there is literally nothing to worry about with this.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

You people need Jesus, and fibre in your lives.

One of these two things never helped no one.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Just don't only eat cheese and you'll be fine.

Easy for you to say.

 

[Artnes]

he's in.

I cant shake the feeling of this being a showcase