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The Fucking Season Thread - Redemption Tour '22

zeke said:
could have been the shits, but usually they don't announce a guy is out for he game a few minutes after leaving the ice if its just the shits.
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Yeah he could’ve just left and taken a leisurely crap and returned. He’s obviously got some kind of stomach bug.
 
MyNameIsJonas said:
Is the first step a bland chicken sandwich?
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No, it’s stuffing your face until there’s no more storage capacity.

Right diet and training your body to go at a certain time. Not too different than waking up at the same time every day with an alarm until at some point your body can do it without one.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
Get yourself into a good routine and that’ll never happen.
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My teenage years, especially eating out on the road with the team, was never gonna be any sort of routine. Happened one time in mens league too. Think that was from eating uncooked chicken tho.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
No, it’s stuffing your face until there’s no more storage capacity.

Right diet and training your body to go at a certain time. Not too different than waking up at the same time every day with an alarm until at some point your body can do it without one.
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If only your shit takes were as clockwork as your bowel movements. I'd have a better idea when to avoid them.
 
Preston said:
My teenage years, especially eating out on the road with the team, was never gonna be any sort of routine. Happened one time in mens league too. Think that was from eating uncooked chicken tho.
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Actually the kryptonite of regularity is travel. I realized it in myself and figured it was just me, but it’s actually a thing. I read an article about how having to go in a new place creates some kind of stress and lack of comfortability in the body that gets in the way.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
Actually the kryptonite of regularity is travel. I realized it in myself and figured it was just me, but it’s actually a thing. I read an article about how having to go in a new place creates some kind of stress and lack of comfortability in the body that gets in the way.
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Can you explain to me that sometimes when walking home and i have to take a shit, my brain is fine holding it until i just approach the front door, then my asshole thinks he's home too? like, im technically home, his home is the toilet. I aint there yet.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
Actually the kryptonite of regularity is travel. I realized it in myself and figured it was just me, but it’s actually a thing. I read an article about how having to go in a new place creates some kind of stress and lack of comfortability in the body that gets in the way.
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It's usually constipation for me. One of the last times I traveled for leisure I didn't shit for an entire week. Had to find a laxative. Didn't sleep much that night but it was one of the more pleasurable nights I've had in my life.
 
MyNameIsJonas said:
Can you explain to me that sometimes when walking home and i have to take a shit, my brain is fine holding it until i just approach the front door, then my asshole thinks he's home too? like, im technically home, his home is the toilet. I aint there yet.
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I guess you haven’t realized yet that you’re both assholes.
 
Preston said:
It's usually constipation for me. One of the last times I traveled for leisure I didn't shit for an entire week. Had to find a laxative. Didn't sleep much that night but it was one of the more pleasurable nights I've had in my life.
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That’s what I was saying. Constipation.
 
Preston said:
It's usually constipation for me. One of the last times I traveled for leisure I didn't shit for an entire week. Had to find a laxative. Didn't sleep much that night but it was one of the more pleasurable nights I've had in my life.
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might i suggest the occasional pegging.
 
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