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The Fucking Season Thread - Redemption Tour '22

LeafOfFaith said:
Oh but when you don’t shit for a week, you take an enema. Consistent much??
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I cannot describe how uncomfortable I was by the end of those 7 days. When I vacation I walk 10+ km per day. So I eat a fucking lot. 7 days of backup was torture!!!!
 
7 days???? I thought my system relied too much on home field advantage.
 
Where the heck is it even stored after that long? Was your stomach ten feet in front of you, or does it just slowly start getting absorbed within the body? Because a week’s worth of shit is a serious haul, you shit hoarder.
 
CH1 said:
7 days???? I thought my system relied too much on home field advantage.
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And then trying to find a laxative in rural japan was an interesting experience. That trip was a clusterfuck from getting the flu on the flight there to the bowel movement adventure.
 
Preston said:
And then trying to find a laxative in rural japan was an interesting experience. That trip was a clusterfuck from getting the flu on the flight there to the bowel movement adventure.
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ironic, because they have the best toilet tech by far
 
LeafOfFaith said:
Where the heck is it even stored after that long? Was your stomach ten feet in front of you, or does it just slowly start getting absorbed within the body? Because a week’s worth of shit is a serious haul, you shit hoarder.
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I had enough when I ate sushi one night and didn't even enjoy it. That's when I decided I needed to do something to fix the situation. It was a memorable night. Nice part about the toilets there is you can turn on a white noise kinda thing so Mrs. Preston was still able to sleep peacefully.
 
CH1 said:
Eat some fucking veggies!!!
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I do!!! Travel does this to me sometimes. Plus I started the trip with the flu and that kickstarted the issues and distracted me from realizing how long it was. I came close to going a couple times but by day 6 it was like a brick inside of me; not malleable enough to pass anything. I needed the help and I'm proud to say I still have the product. Never used since but it makes for a nice souvenir!
 
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My body goes in that “road” mode even if it’s a short trip to a cottage but never for more than 2 days
 
I generally feel really nauseous when travelling, especially if overnight. I've learned that chugging a bunch of water after I land makes the world of difference. Never been constipated though.
 
CH1 said:
My body goes in that “road” mode even if it’s a short trip to a cottage but never for more than 2 days
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That's what makes that experience memorable! I think it was part of the flu sickness tho. I was living on Tylenol just to go out and about. Superspreading piece of shit, though Mrs. Preston had one night of a low grade fever compared to my 6 days of hell... Lucky.
 
Hold on... Frequent Tylenol use causes constipation too I think. Yeah, a lot working against me, folks.
 
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Preston said:
Hold on... Frequent Tylenol use causes constipation too I think. Yeah, a lot working against me, folks.
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how long before a big contract NHL player goes on LTIR or retires due to frequent constipation?
 
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