Habs acquire Noah Dobson (8x$9.5M extension)

[GEEMAN]

Oh jesus christ

He is your friend

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

I think the fact he put up 50 and 71 points at 23 and 24 years of age bodes well. He will be fine offensively

And on a shitty team, too.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

This is a big difference between Montreal and oh let's say another team in the eastern conference who wear blue. Their core seem to be the kind to chase money and personal stats rather than winning. I think the cup drought in Tranna will be at least another decade with their teams composition.

Here's hoping.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Has Dobson been assigned a jersey number yet or are they waiting to see if Matheson is dealt first?

 

[Sal_Butera]

View: https://x.com/canadiensmtl/status/1938812564319936860?s=46&t=a3HPp5YfHU2XDo78oSJMFA

 

[hairnova]

View: https://x.com/CanadiensMTL/status/1940037751715385733?t=8kqqvN8T8K4x31Wv0SW2lw&s=19

 

[Stinky]

Five plus three makes eight...

 

[Habspatrol]

Five plus three makes eight...

Good job, little buddy!

 

[Stinky]

Good job, little buddy!

And if you smashed the numbers together they'd look more like an eight than either 7+1 or 6+2!
And I bet once Mikey is gone, Noah gets a lower number...

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

View: https://x.com/CanadiensMTL/status/1940037751715385733?t=8kqqvN8T8K4x31Wv0SW2lw&s=19

I guess 88 doesn't look good on a defenseman.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Apparently Dobson wore 53 in junior as an homage to his grandfather who died of MS at the age of 53.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

View: https://x.com/BarDown/status/1940801110400520654?t=7h9buZskGUQVDx7bjbRegw&s=19

 

[GEEMAN]

View: https://x.com/BarDown/status/1940801110400520654?t=7h9buZskGUQVDx7bjbRegw&s=19

hotties

 

[wiseguy1]

Is it a prerequisite that all hockey players wifes and girlfriends must be bleached blondes?

 

[Krustchev]

Is it a prerequisite that all hockey players wifes and girlfriends must be bleached blondes?

Laine’s new wife is not.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Is it a prerequisite that all hockey players wifes and girlfriends must be bleached blondes?

They get the hot chicks because they can

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Is it a prerequisite that all hockey players wifes and girlfriends must be bleached blondes?

Let's just say that players definitely have a "type". They aren't all blonde, but it's safe to say that the vast majority are. A lot of them look super bitchy too. High maintenance chicks.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Let's just say that players definitely have a "type". They aren't all blonde, but it's safe to say that the vast majority are. A lot of them look super bitchy too. High maintenance chicks.

Julie and Angela aren't high maintenance, nor is Cat

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Julie and Angela aren't high maintenance, nor is Cat

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

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Ok what is high maintenance about Julie