The Official Post-Bitch 2025-26 Regular Season Thread

[zeke]

Villeneuve sits.

Moar myers.

 

[MindzEye]

Berube is going out on his own terms.

 

[Preston]

Out of town scoreboard having a rare off-night. Gotta hold serve and lose tonight.

 

[Preston]

They'll win tho. The West is so fucking bad.

 

[MindzEye]

Super aggravating when a player who we know is injured and should have been shut down is scoring to fuck up the tank.

We don't deserve nice things. We're just too stupid.

 

[Preston]

Super aggravating when a player who we know is injured and should have been shut down is scoring to fuck up the tank.

We don't deserve nice things. We're just too stupid.

This one is double sabotage of they win tonight. It would crush LAs chances of playoffs, which means leafs get a 3rd instead of 2nd for Laughton. And it would probably crush the leafs hopes for being in the bottom 5 as well.

So it's definitely happening.

 

[zeke]

die

 

[Preston]

Lol

 

[zeke]

fucking pacific joke shit

 

[Preston]

Desperate kings team, and they can barely play hockey. Pathetic.

 

[Preston]

Panarin is a born loser, makes Marner look clutch

 

[MindzEye]

Panarin is a born loser, makes Marner look clutch

Doesn't he have two series clinching goals on his resume?

 

[Preston]

Doesn't he have two series clinching goals on his resume?

I'm just raging over this self sabotage game, but he does kinda suck dick in the playoffs.

 

[Preston]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

 

[Preston]

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL

 

[MindzEye]

Never underestimate our ability to be utterly shit at hockey.

 

[Preston]

But never underestimate how mother fuckign shit this pacific division is.

Fuck

 

[Preston]

THAT'S OFFSIDE!!! NO GOAL MOTHER FUCKERS

 

[Preston]

ANOTHER GOAL CALLED OFF!!!


Fuck me the kings are shit. That was too many men tho even though the extra man didn't actually help them score.

 

[Preston]

Fuck off you cunts