Around the League 2019-2026 Edition

[zeke]

ok fred don't fucking choke you fucker

 

[hockeylover]

oh ffs

 

[Cal Gal]

 

[CH1]

VEGAS BABY!

 

[Pwner]

Fred is not clutch

 

[hockeylover]

Jesus

 

[MindzEye]

Fred just can't make a stop when his team needs him. Can not.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

What a blueberry bitch, honestly.

 

[Cal Gal]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I had typed in just before that that Marner's choking experience is going to come in handy here, but then deleted it so as not to jinx anything, and then that happened anyway.

 

[MindzEye]

I had typed in just before that that Marner's choking experience is going to come in handy here, but then deleted it so as not to jinx anything, and then that happened anyway.

Marner did what he has spent his playoff career doing. Chuck a weak wrister on net from far away and hope. No Vasilevsky, Swayman, or Bob in net here though so it worked.

 

[CH1]

I really tried rooting for Canes but they’re in my conference, they have the worst uniforms in professional sports, and negative personality.

I love what their GM stands for, but the team is boring as fuck. Go Vegas.

 

[MindzEye]

Vegas is pro rape though.

 

[CH1]

Vegas is pro rape though.

And that’s a negative?????

Seriously, they are pro second chances and redemption stories

 

[thehabhater]

I really tried rooting for Canes but they’re in my conference, they have the worst uniforms in professional sports, and negative personality.

I love what their GM stands for, but the team is boring as fuck. Go Vegas.

I don’t get the logo on their jerseys either

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Mark Messier doesn't understand how penalties work

 

[MindzEye]

And that’s a negative?????

Personally...and this is just me, I'm not in the business of kink shaming, but I'm not a fan of being raped. Further to that, I think we as a society should at least frown on the practice in it's entirety.

 

[Cal Gal]

I don’t get the logo on their jerseys either

Eye of the storm, honey.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Personally...and this is just me, I'm not in the business of kink shaming, but I'm not a fan of being raped. Further to that, I think we as a society should at least frown on the practice in it's entirety.

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[CH1]

These guys are pro tornados — they kill people every year.

Same thing with Avalanches. I don’t get these pro destruction nicknames