The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

[MindzEye]

White or tan, yes

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

White or tan, yes

Oh, tan slaps.

 

[Feyd]

 

[mbow30]

Well we know what lof will be jacking it to this weekend.

 

[hockeylover]

View: https://x.com/HockeyAgent1/status/2075585134598762795?s=20

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Well we know what lof will be jacking it to this weekend.

Yeah, she’s cute.

 

[leafman101]

View: https://x.com/HockeyAgent1/status/2075585134598762795?s=20

I like that we are just submitting to the Russian goalie overlords.

This guy hasn't played very much, but he's a russian goalie.

 

[zeke]

Yeah, she’s cute.

 

[LeafGm]

Does it have to be white?

I take no issue with the size tbh

I know you don’t have much experience being outdoors or in the sun, but white clothing and/or hats are generally the best thing to wear when you’re out in intense heat & sunlight!

 

[MindzEye]

White linen is the goat combo for handling tropical sun.

 

[Preston]

I know you don’t have much experience being outdoors or in the sun, but white clothing and/or hats are generally the best thing to wear when you’re out in intense heat & sunlight!

 

[LeafGm]

White linen is the goat combo for handling tropical sun.

A white linen shirt is usually my go-to when canoeing, sailing or boating under the summer sun in Ontario as well.

 

[zeke]

I mean maybe it did work for Tavares he doesn't seem to age.


View: https://x.com/Leafslatest/status/2075653851638558906?s=20

 

[Volcanologist]

I mean maybe it did work for Tavares he doesn't seem to age.


View: https://x.com/Leafslatest/status/2075653851638558906?s=20

 

[Preston]

Of all the cuckoo psychopathic homeopathic voodoo science out there, red light therapy has some interesting early data behind it. It might be tiny barely discernable benefits, but I think there's some legit stuff there.

I'll get concerned when he starts with the amulet shit tho.

 

[LeafGm]

Frankly, I’d be concerned if Matthews doesn’t start using the magic amulet.

Based on a sample size of John Tavares, red light therapy needs to be used in conjunction with a magic amulet in order to be effective.

Science, bitch.

 

[blkngldbabe]

Frankly, I’d be concerned if Matthews doesn’t start using the magic amulet.

Based on a sample size of John Tavares, red light therapy needs to be used in conjunction with a magic amulet in order to be effective.

Science, bitch.

Is that like a Yoni Egg?

 

[LeafGm]

Is that like a Yoni Egg?

I’m pretty sure that the magic amulet is worn, rather than inserted.

But I’ve always assumed that, in addition to his magic amulet and red light therapy, Johnny T also has a Jade egg up his poop chute. I mean, it just makes sense. Recommended by ten out of ten scienticians and doctorbs!

 

[thehabhater]

How do you skate, let alone walk, with that thing strapped to your groin?

 

[LeafGm]