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2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

Like Connor is in an interesting situation.

I think hes beaten down from the losing, the limelight, and perhaps the roster decisions, but you'd be hard pressed to find a better spot to where he can win a cup, as he's been to it in b2b spots.

Quality of life is a thing, no one with that kind of coin chooses Edmonton, but i doubt he goes from one fish bowl to a larger much nicer fish bowl and i doubt he goes anywhere to where being a cup contender isnt immediate.
 
McDavid didn't say anything even concerning. Anyone expecting him to announce he's committed to signing isn't realistic.
 
I can't reiterate this enough, and apologies to Arty and Worm when I say this because they live there.

But Edmonton is one of the worst places in North America to live, point blank period. Worst winters in the league by a fair margin, one of the smallest cities with one of the smallest metro areas, but unlike a bunch of other questionable ass cities with teams in the league, Edmonton has no affluent suburbs of note to escape to if that's your bag.

No one should be surprised if he decides to pull the pin and go elsewhere.
Where to begin...?

I don't think that Edmonton winters are "worse" than anywhere else in Canada. They are merely different. I lived in BC and spent most of the winter forgetting the concept of sunlight or a day without incessant rain. Seasonal Affective Disorder is a thing and it's a yuge thing in BC. Edmonton gets about 30 more days of sunshine per year than Vancouver.

The really brutal, -35 temps show up for maybe 2 weeks out of the entire winter and it's a dry cold and usually sunny. I find winters here easier to take than the monsoon season you get in Vancouver. Being dry helps. When your clothes are not constantly damp from rain, you can tolerate -20 better than you can stand -2 and wet. Toronto also has humid winters (and summers) and while it may not get as cold on the thermometer, the added humidity in the air makes it feel colder. It also makes the snow heavier and wetter. In Edmonton, the snow is like powder. You don't even need to scrape your car that often. It just flies off as soon as you start moving.

Calgary gets the occasional chinook but it more than makes up for that with intense dumps of snow. Calgary gets snowstorms earlier and later than Edmonton. And traffic in Calgary, partly due to the extra 200K inhabitants than what Edmonton has and partly geography, is way worse than here. For all intents and purposes, Edmonton has no traffic to speak of.

The area of town where the McDavid's live is more than posh enough. Their house is built on the edge of an escarpment overlooking the river and the downtown skyline. The Glenora district is where the old money resides and the homes there are luxurious. No, it's not Westmount or the Bridle Path, but if you're rich you live quite well. We don't have many "suburbs" but the super wealthy who want to avoid people can buy acreages that are no more than a 30-40 minute drive from Rogers Place.

Again this whole narrative about winters and "things to do" are mostly irrelevant for players. During the season they're too fucking busy and half the time they're on the road anyway. And in the off-season they can go anywhere. It's not like the old days when players had to go and work at the steel mill a week after the season ended. And like I said earlier, 97's wife has business interests here in Edmonton to keep her occupied.

In short, it is not I who is huffing "copium". It is Leafs fan who is huffing glue. Only one of two things is ever going to happen with McDavid. Either he's an Oiler for life, or he goes to a southern US market with warmer weather and lower taxes. He's never going to Toronto because just like Marner, he doesn't really give a shit about the things he gave a shit about when he was 5.
 
Where to begin...?

I don't think that Edmonton winters are "worse" than anywhere else in Canada. They are merely different. I lived in BC and spent most of the winter forgetting the concept of sunlight or a day without incessant rain. Seasonal Affective Disorder is a thing and it's a yuge thing in BC. Edmonton gets about 30 more days of sunshine per year than Vancouver.

The really brutal, -35 temps show up for maybe 2 weeks out of the entire winter and it's a dry cold and usually sunny. I find winters here easier to take than the monsoon season you get in Vancouver. Being dry helps. When your clothes are not constantly damp from rain, you can tolerate -20 better than you can stand -2 and wet. Toronto also has humid winters (and summers) and while it may not get as cold on the thermometer, the added humidity in the air makes it feel colder. It also makes the snow heavier and wetter. In Edmonton, the snow is like powder. You don't even need to scrape your car that often. It just flies off as soon as you start moving.

Calgary gets the occasional chinook but it more than makes up for that with intense dumps of snow. Calgary gets snowstorms earlier and later than Edmonton. And traffic in Calgary, partly due to the extra 200K inhabitants than what Edmonton has and partly geography, is way worse than here. For all intents and purposes, Edmonton has no traffic to speak of.

The area of town where the McDavid's live is more than posh enough. Their house is built on the edge of an escarpment overlooking the river and the downtown skyline. The Glenora district is where the old money resides and the homes there are luxurious. No, it's not Westmount or the Bridle Path, but if you're rich you live quite well. We don't have many "suburbs" but the super wealthy who want to avoid people can buy acreages that are no more than a 30-40 minute drive from Rogers Place.

Again this whole narrative about winters and "things to do" are mostly irrelevant for players. During the season they're too fucking busy and half the time they're on the road anyway. And in the off-season they can go anywhere. It's not like the old days when players had to go and work at the steel mill a week after the season ended. And like I said earlier, 97's wife has business interests here in Edmonton to keep her occupied.

In short, it is not I who is huffing "copium". It is Leafs fan who is huffing glue. Only one of two things is ever going to happen with McDavid. Either he's an Oiler for life, or he goes to a southern US market with warmer weather and lower taxes. He's never going to Toronto because just like Marner, he doesn't really give a shit about the things he gave a shit about when he was 5.
Out of curiosity, what other cities have you lived in?
 
Winters can be more tolerable when you can retire at 37 and make millions and spend your offseason in the sun.
What sucks is that sad fucking cup celebrations I'm seeing in Florida. Embrace the big, nutty hockey markets instead of places where no one knows or cares who the fuck you are.
More people were watching the final in Buffalo than Florida
 
Winters can be more tolerable when you can retire at 37 and make millions and spend your offseason in the sun.
What sucks is that sad fucking cup celebrations I'm seeing in Florida. Embrace the big, nutty hockey markets instead of places where no one knows or cares who the fuck you are.
More people were watching the final in Buffalo than Florida
If the Sabres or Bills ever managed to win a championship Western New York would lose their minds. You think there's a lot of arson there now? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
 
Where to begin...?

I don't think that Edmonton winters are "worse" than anywhere else in Canada. They are merely different. I lived in BC and spent most of the winter forgetting the concept of sunlight or a day without incessant rain. Seasonal Affective Disorder is a thing and it's a yuge thing in BC. Edmonton gets about 30 more days of sunshine per year than Vancouver.

The really brutal, -35 temps show up for maybe 2 weeks out of the entire winter and it's a dry cold and usually sunny. I find winters here easier to take than the monsoon season you get in Vancouver. Being dry helps. When your clothes are not constantly damp from rain, you can tolerate -20 better than you can stand -2 and wet. Toronto also has humid winters (and summers) and while it may not get as cold on the thermometer, the added humidity in the air makes it feel colder. It also makes the snow heavier and wetter. In Edmonton, the snow is like powder. You don't even need to scrape your car that often. It just flies off as soon as you start moving.

Calgary gets the occasional chinook but it more than makes up for that with intense dumps of snow. Calgary gets snowstorms earlier and later than Edmonton. And traffic in Calgary, partly due to the extra 200K inhabitants than what Edmonton has and partly geography, is way worse than here. For all intents and purposes, Edmonton has no traffic to speak of.

The area of town where the McDavid's live is more than posh enough. Their house is built on the edge of an escarpment overlooking the river and the downtown skyline. The Glenora district is where the old money resides and the homes there are luxurious. No, it's not Westmount or the Bridle Path, but if you're rich you live quite well. We don't have many "suburbs" but the super wealthy who want to avoid people can buy acreages that are no more than a 30-40 minute drive from Rogers Place.

Again this whole narrative about winters and "things to do" are mostly irrelevant for players. During the season they're too fucking busy and half the time they're on the road anyway. And in the off-season they can go anywhere. It's not like the old days when players had to go and work at the steel mill a week after the season ended. And like I said earlier, 97's wife has business interests here in Edmonton to keep her occupied.

In short, it is not I who is huffing "copium". It is Leafs fan who is huffing glue. Only one of two things is ever going to happen with McDavid. Either he's an Oiler for life, or he goes to a southern US market with warmer weather and lower taxes. He's never going to Toronto because just like Marner, he doesn't really give a shit about the things he gave a shit about when he was 5.

I'm not reading all of this. I'm happy for you, or sorry that it happened to you.
 
I'm not reading all of this. I'm happy for you, or sorry that it happened to you.
Actually you should read it before popping off about a city you've only heard of rather than spent time in. If I want to call Toronto a shithole Im entitled because I lived there. You haven't been to Edmonton so your opinion in this case is uninformed. I defer to your expertise in politics, strategic studies and economics pretty much without question but when it comes to Edmonton what you dont know is a lot.

You also dont make McDavid money, which is the real key here because when you make that kind of cheese, you can be happy living pretty much anywhere. McDavid doesn't cry into his pillow every night dreaming about the good old days in Newmarket. He and his wife have a nice life here and are active in the community.
 
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