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Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

Vegas though, I can't.

If you can't cheer for this handsome bastard, you just don't appreciate what peak human athleticism looks like

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Call me when that Chipmunk gets chirped for being out of shape by his coach and then casually lifts everything in the gym to shut everyone up while yelling at James Neal telling him that he's a bum.
Haha, I like Kessel, and think it's awesome (and hilarious) that he's been able to keep chugging along and likely going to play for another cup.

I'm not sure who I want to win though. Probably have to say Florida for the convenient excuse of losing to the champ, plus really they deserve it for knocking off the history making Bruins and then mowing through the rest of us from the 8th seed like we were all bubble teams. I think I prefer that over a recent expansion team winning.
 
Three-time Stanley Cup champ Phil Kessel, maybe. Goddamn.

Fire Sheldon Keefe (thus completing a close enough version of #fireeveryone), Lord of the Rings edition Phil Kessel (a western conference champion, just like we've all predicted this year) and that's close enough to my ideal timeline without the obvious shit that I actually want.
 
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