Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

[zeke]

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The Atlantic is an absolute buzzsaw so far. Every team in the Atlantic is better than the 8th seed in the Western Conference. And BOS leads the league.

 

[zeke]

Two regulation losses in a row for the big bad bruins. 12 goals allowed.

maybe the bubble has finally burst.

 

[zeke]

The rangers, thanks to their single offseason addition of Erik Gustafsson, are now in 1st place.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Klingberg and Gus are probably the same guy, same shitty hip, but one blue jersey is cursed and the other one is just a hockey jersey

 

[zeke]

oh yeah they also added Quick who has been unreal.

 

[Preston]

Klingberg and Gus are probably the same guy, same shitty hip, but one blue jersey is cursed and the other one is just a hockey jersey

Except the numbers always loved Gus and hated Klingberg. But close!

 

[JackBurton]

Edna usually isn't very funny, or smart, and obviously not very good looking.

But that's funny.

Good hair though.

 

[MindzEye]

Only if the carpet matches the drapes

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Only if the carpet matches the drapes

You told me it was not that important

 

[JackBurton]

You told me it was not that important

Be fully shaved

 

[WellPlayed]

yeah, that graph doesn't tell us much. If you remove that one Antti Raanta game and Jack Campbell, it's .914.

Ya it's a bit too early to draw any conclusions on that eight year downward trend.

 

[mbow30]

Ya it's a bit too early to draw any conclusions on that eight year downward trend.

 

[WellPlayed]

It's all friendly banter Gordo.

 

[mbow30]

Gordbow30

 

[axlsalinger]

Ya it's a bit too early to draw any conclusions on that eight year downward trend.

i thought it was pretty obvious i was joking

 

[WellPlayed]

Ah shit I usually pride myself in getting the joke. Well fuck me.

In my defense zekes reply threw me off and I've been drinking vodka seltzers like a little bitch.

 

[axlsalinger]

guess it wasn't that funny. Obviously Jack Campbell hasn't played enough games to drag it all the way down to .902 from .914.

I should've said .913.

 

[Slinger 48]

How in fuck is this not suspendable?


View: https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1728615388240339241?s=20

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

The league wanted to avoid criticism from the MAF mask thing so they decided just to fine Troubadour and rather make people upset about this

 

[Killer93]

How in fuck is this not suspendable?


View: https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1728615388240339241?s=20

2 hand swing to the face.....$5k fine.

Fuck this league and fuck Bettman