GDT #46: Jan 12, 2020, 7:00 - Sweeps Week

[Artnes]

First ever game for mini Preston.


Must-win.

Congrats. Enjoy the first 6 months of them being basically a loaf of bread. After that shit gets real

 

[Preston]

Congrats. Enjoy the first 6 months of them being basically a loaf of bread. After that shit gets real

Have to admit shit wasn't easy on day two. Basically troubleshooting what the fuck is wrong with the kid is the key. Mission accomplished and today has been incredible. Lotta conflicting feelings but at the end of the day nothing matches this level of rewarding and fulfillment so it'll always be worth it.

 

[Habsy]

Wait until they’re in their 30s and still ask for money.

 

[Habsy]

Have to admit shit wasn't easy on day two. Basically troubleshooting what the **** is wrong with the kid is the key. Mission accomplished and today has been incredible. Lotta conflicting feelings but at the end of the day nothing matches this level of rewarding and fulfillment so it'll always be worth it.

Here’s a clue, crying is usually hunger, gas or in the first few months colicky. Go straight to that and you should be fine most of the time anyway.

 

[Preston]

Wait until they’re in their 30s and still ask for money.

Teens are where I'm already pre-annoyed. I've never met a teenager I like. But yeah.. Lotta hiccups and rough patches coming up of course.

 

[MindzEye]

Just asked. His opinion on Nylander is "ahhwhahahhduahwahdhsuahshshq" which already makes him far more intelligent than boomer Leafs twitter.

Yeah, he's top 5% on twitter already.

 

[BeLeafer]

In honour of Preston MIni, each Leafs goal tonight will be met with BC's Oh Baby!

 

[Habsy]

Teens are where I'm already pre-annoyed. I've never met a teenager I like. But yeah.. Lotta hiccups and rough patches coming up of course.

I believe in the end you’re still going to conclude that it’s the best thing you ever did.

 

[Preston]

Here’s a clue, crying is usually hunger, gas or in the first few months colicky. Go straight to that and you should be fine most of the time anyway.

Yeah hunger was the problem yesterday. Turns out he wasn't getting as much as we thought. Supplementing with formula today and it's been a fucking breeze.

 

[blkngldbabe]

I believe in the end you’re still going to conclude that it’s the best thing you ever did.

QFT.

 

[zeke]

Just asked. His opinion on Nylander is "ahhwhahahhduahwahdhsuahshshq" which already makes him far more intelligent than boomer Leafs twitter.

Give us a pic.

He's our mascot for the rest of the year.

Born in the year we break the cup drought - lucky kid.

 

[zeke]

Would be trés cool if Engvall was a good C.

Otherwise, a quick engvall-kerfoot swap works too.

 

[Habsy]

Give us a pic.

He's our mascot for the rest of the year.

Born in the year we break the cup drought - lucky kid.

isn’t that a lot of pressure to put on the kid? I mean he’s already dealing with a dad that goes by multiple names, give the kid a break!

 

[hockeylover]

63rd in fucking ice time among for Auston last year.

What a fucking disgrace.

I'll be a little bitter forever, sorry.

 

[Aberdeen]

Yeah hunger was the problem yesterday. Turns out he wasn't getting as much as we thought. Supplementing with formula today and it's been a fucking breeze.

Hunger and sleep. That's everything. Most parents don't realize how overtired their kids are. A well rested kid is like a different person.

There's such a thing as "too tired to sleep" and it's very real, and it's hard to get out of that hole.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Would be trés cool if Engvall was a good C.

Otherwise, a quick engvall-kerfoot swap works too.

Not loving that. Kerfoot and Engvall should be flipped.

 

[hockeylover]

Kerfoot has been pretty good on that line though.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Great.

 

[MapleLeafBlueJayBoy]

63rd in fucking ice time among for Auston last year.

What a fucking disgrace.

I'll be a little bitter forever, sorry.

I am right there with you. It is embarrassing the level of incompetence.

 

[hockeylover]

Stop a fucking puck. Please.