GDT - Game 3, Round 1 - Pat Maroon is Fat

[blkngldbabe]

oh thank fuck, im really not sure i could handle 2OT

 

[Artnes]

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

this may be the dumbest sentence i've ever read in my life

Not my policy but I endorse it and of course you love Simpson you Oiler lover

 

[zeke]

set up by a clean faceoff win by RYAN O'SONOFAMOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMN'REILLY

Paces

Marner 55gl/219pt
O'Reilly 55gl/137pt
Matthews 27gl/137pt
Rielly 27gl/137pt
Tavares 82gl/109pt

 

[axlsalinger]

Not my policy but I endorse it and of course you love Simpson you Oiler lover

this one probably around the 18th dumbest

 

[MindzEye]

Mo shows the fuck up every spring

Mo haters can suck me 7.5 million times a year

 

[The Green Hornet]

this may be the dumbest sentence i've ever read in my life

first time reading Jonas?

 

[Deckie007]

knies is a good little player, impressed.

Yeah he’s been a huge surprise. Awesome getting contributions from a little known underrated prospect

 

[mbow30]

Leafmans lucky muffin

 

[Slinger 48]

Son of a bitch! They pulled it off!

That amazing amount of absolute dogfuckery in the second period had me pissed off though. Was sure a loss was coming.

Go Leafs!!

 

[Preston]

Schenn is winning the Conn Smythe isn't he

 

[soco22]

Is that tipped? ROR?

Looked off the Tampa guy as it started fluttering - but no good replay to see because Rogers is the best at hockey coverage

 

[MindzEye]

This is a massive departure from previous years where we only won games that we super deserved with a 70% xg and 9 lucky bounces.

We did not fuxking deserve this one at all

 

[soco22]

I can't feel my hands

All the jerking off after the ROR tying goal?

 

[Deckie007]

Not sure why there’s a dancing, skating, lumberjack on my screen to the lion king, but I’ll allow it

 

[hockeylover]

 

[MindzEye]

All the jerking off after the ROR tying goal?

I'm figuring it's the aneurysm this time.

Good guess though

 

[Bleedsblue&white]

I have an artificial hip and one day I'll have the other replaced...I almost blew them both jumping off the couch.

Man oh man...winning games you shouldn't is one of the things that need to happen in a long run.

 

[MindzEye]

One of us

 

[mbow30]

This is a massive departure from previous years where we only won games that we super deserved with a 70% xg and 9 lucky bounces.

We did not fuxking deserve this one at all

ROR … just fucking has it. whatever it is. He has it.