Like I admitted... I'm still trying to figure out where Eddie Shore came into the conversation though.
Eddie Shore was a defenceman who met all of your criteria.
This is probably one of the first times on this forum that a thread has actually gone off-topic about something interesting.
Goaltending has traditionally been a major weak spot for the less successful Original Six franchises like the Bruins and Rangers (outside of some exceptional goaltenders in the 30s and 40s), whereas teams like the Leafs, Hawks, Red Wings, and Habs have traditionally had superb goaltending for a large portion of their history.
I mean Montreal had Vezina, Hainesworth, Durnan, McNeil, Plante, Worsley, Vachon, Dryden, Roy, Theodore, and now Price. That's ludicrous.
I could live with sucking if we had someone as good as Bourque on the team.
I didn't forget, I didn't want to get more angry. That team was born with a defensive horseshoe up its ass.