Leafs vs Flyers - 2pm - Zeke has retired

[Neurospasm]

Called that one

 

[MindzEye]

Nice 1-0 lead you have there Philly.


Shame if something were to....happen to it.

 

[Preston]

Marner must have a big cock after all

 

[Preston]

Torts trying to win a game while taking 7 shots in 2 periods. Fuck off with that. Can't believe this is the same guy as the "safe is death" coach in the early 2000s.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Torts is screaming so loud right now. So loud.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Torts trying to win a game while taking 7 shots in 2 periods. Fuck off with that. Can't believe this is the same guy as the "safe is death" coach in the early 2000s.

I don't think they're trying to have only 7 shots. Haha.

 

[Preston]

I don't think they're trying to have only 7 shots. Haha.

Obviously didn't mean that in a literal sense. But they did try to park the bus and haven't even tried offensively since their goal. I like when that style isn't rewarded.

 

[MindzEye]

Was curious about Mitchy's career point total so dropped by Href to take a look, noticed a few things.

- Mitchy is 5 points away from 500 career
- He's about to pass Tim Horton for 7th all time in assists as a Leaf. Borje holds the career mark with 620. Mitchy will pass that in 3 years or so.
- Vaive is 10th all time in points as a Leaf with 537, Mitchy could pass that by the end of the season, though Auston might beat him there.

 

[CH1]

Phils are in on the Bedard sweepstakes -- the less they shoot the better

 

[Preston]

That shift was a work of art by everyone, but especially the Mexican cock.

 

[Neurospasm]

Now the game is probably where it should be. Hockey gods have spoken.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Obviously didn't mean that in a literal sense. But they did try to park the bus and haven't even tried offensively since their goal. I like when that style isn't rewarded.

You've lost your sense of humor lately. You are zero fun.

 

[Preston]

You've lost your sense of humor lately. You are zero fun.

There is nothing funny about hockey. I watch all the games in a full suit and tie.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

And man, these guys are feeling it. Looking unstoppable. Other team can't even touch the puck lately.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

There is nothing funny about hockey. I watch all the games in a full suit and tie.

No tuxedo, you fucking slob?

 

[Preston]

No tuxedo, you fucking slob?

Out of my budget

 

[CH1]

return the chair

 

[Habsy]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Benn with a real smart penalty there. Sigh.

 

[Neurospasm]

Don’t think that was a penalty on Giordano but whatever.