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[Habsy]

It's in brackets so not serious i really believe the GDT starter matters guys. I just need Habsy to stop taking me seriously.

 

[Habsy]

All you had to do was trust and the win was yours.

 

[Slinger 48]

As good a place as any for this I guess.

I've noticed a few times here that someone mentioned some members are lawyers, can't remember who.

Anyway, hope lawyer jokes are appreciated, I just came across one I hadn't heard before.

An attractive lady was trying to find out what was wrong with her car when the hood came down on her. Two lawyers came walking by and she yelled "help, I'm stuck here and can't get out". The first lawyer looked at the shapely derriere sticking out from under the hood and asked the other lawyer "Do you think we ought to screw her?" The second lawyer asked "out of what?"

 

[thehabhater]

I trust you sir.

 

[Preston]

I've noticed a few times here that someone mentioned some members are lawyers, can't remember who.

If you assume everyone here is a lawyer you'll be right over 50% of the time.

 

[Slinger 48]

If you assume everyone here is a lawyer you'll be right over 50% of the time.

Lol. Now see, here's one of the times where I have no idea if that has any resemblance to fact.

 

[Preston]

Lol. Now see, here's one of the times where I have no idea if that has any resemblance to fact.

If you prefer you can narrow it down to the Jews. Every single Jew here is a lawyer. Every one.

 

[thehabhater]

If you assume everyone here is a lawyer you'll be right over 50% of the time.

I just play one on tv

 

[mbow30]

If you prefer you can narrow it down to the Jews. Every single Jew here is a lawyer. Every one.

Nope

 

[Slinger 48]

If you prefer you can narrow it down to the Jews. Every single Jew here is a lawyer. Every one.

And how would I identify who here is Jewish?

 

[mbow30]

They’re all Jews.

 

[Preston]

And how would I identify who here is Jewish?

This is where it gets dicey. I'll bow out. You're on your own for this one.

 

[Habsy]

And how would I identify who here is Jewish?

They have no fore... thought?

 

[mbow30]

@Habsy - jewish
@MindzEye - jewish
@TimHorton - Ethiopian jew
@hockeylover - honorary jew
@zeke - closeted Jew
@Preston - jew but hasn’t realized it yet.

 

[Slinger 48]

This is where it gets dicey. I'll bow out. You're on your own for this one.

After I posted that question I realized exactly what would be forthcoming and went back to edit it.

Y'all are fast.

 

[Habsy]

@Habsy - jewish
@MindzEye - jewish
@TimHorton - Ethiopian jew
@hockeylover - honorary jew
@zeke - closeted Jew
@Preston - jew but hasn’t realized it yet.

Not everyone that lives in Boca is Jewish sir.

I am a mensch though.

 

[mbow30]

then why is their a mezuzah on your door

 

[Habsy]

I just realized both my neighbors and the family across the street are all Jewish

 

[Habsy]

then why is their a mezuzah on your door

Thought it was fly paper

 

[Slinger 48]

Since we're on the topic now..........

The IRS Assigns an Agent to Audit a Synagogue​

The agent sits down with the rabbi and starts asking his interview questions.

"What do you do with the crumbs left from the matzos?" The rabbi replies "we save them up and when we have enough we send them to the matzo factory and they send us back a free matzo ball."

"Ok, then what do with all the candle drippings?" The rabbi replies "well, we save them up and when we have enough we send them to the candle factory and they send us back a free candle."

At this point the agent is getting a little frustrated.

"Well, then, what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?" The rabbi replies "the foreskins? We save them up and when we have enough we send them to the IRS and they send us back a little prick like you."