The best part here imo is the likelihood that a plot against Air Force 1 isn't remotely rare and every other President who has received one has gotten on the fucking plane like a G despite the potential risk because they understand that the image of a US President being snuck away in a catering container so he could hide from any potential risk like a big baby bitch was a bad look when drones were killing American soldiers in the region.
Just like how plots to assassinate the President before Trump barely made the news but he's cried a shit ton about his.
He's a bitch. He's always been a bitch, and will die a bitch.
He's not actually making this up. Not the "it's impossible" bit, but the "I was up 9 points in the polling" bit, yeah.
It's not out of the question that the Republicans rigged this to keep his crazy ass out of the race, which he'll surely get mollywhopped in. It's almost not out of the question that small polls like this can be wildly, wildly wrong.