Have they tried waxing?This “whole men are no longer men” and “epidemic of low testosterone” crisis thing seems pretty incel-y to me.
again, the churchies simply seem to be ignoring the internet. it's not 1950 anymore.
This is why you never, ever board a plane without a good set of noise-cancelling headphones. You never know what ridiculous irritating noise you’ll end up being a captive audience for.
Alternatively, the other thing you could do in this situation is just keep shouting “HAIL SATAN!!”
This could not be any less surprising.
normally I loathe assholes who use speakers in public places, especially like on an airplane. but in your case it would be justified.i usually have a speaker with me so I'd absolutely be blaring out some actual good music on max if they ever tried that shit.