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OT: The Funnier Side of Tragedy: Memes and Such

my apartment has the stupid roller too far away from the crapper, like literally on the opposite wall. I can barely reach it and I'm not exactly cursed with TRex arms. I'm sure I could have just installed my own but on principal I refuse to and just use the tank or sink.
Hold on a little longer, screw drivers are coming to Canada in the fall.
 
Poop stories


Years ago buddy and I lived in a trailer while building two homes in cottage country over the summer, save a trip, save money...no toilet though, so we found a spot in the woods and dug a hole, built a little device for squatting, and we're good to go.

Fast forward to the fall, and I'm sitting out there one morning and I realize that a lot of leaves have fallen and changed my cover situation.

I know this for sure because as I'm fully committing to shitting I hear a vehicle, look up and realize I'm completely visible to this road that gives cars a good 5-10 seconds to watch me, a road that had meant nothing more to me than the start of our way home on the weekends.
There's really nothing I can do at this point and the car I heard has now rounded the corner and hitting the prime viewing area.


And yes, we made eye contact.
 
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