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Playoff GDT | Game #7 | at Lightning | Sunday, May 3rd 2026 6:00 PM EST

I notice (in an extremely confirmation bias type of way) that when my buddy texts me to bash the Habs during a game, they tend to win more often. In the third, I was a bit concerned he hadn't texted me all game, so I just texted him that this was the most boring game I've ever watched (but made sure it was during an offensive zone faceoff). Then Newhook scored like 2 minutes after.
 
I noticed that when I scratch my left testicle the Habs get pinned in their zone but they score if I scratch my right testicle. I won’t get into what happens when my nipples itch during a game.
 
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