Tech Thread

[LeafOfFaith]

Test

Not bad. Follow up - what is that outside the window? The top of a BBQ, or HVAC condenser?

 

[Preston]

Not bad. Follow up - what is that outside the window? The top of a BBQ, or HVAC condenser?

Gordo's sex chamber. There is no "Mrs. Presto"

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Gordo's sex chamber. There is no "Mrs. Presto"

Outdoor sex chamber is an interesting twist, but for a guy who loves feet so much, I guess anything is possible.

Looks like you closed on the forever home and washed away all that anxiety you were feeling when you were in escrow?

 

[mbow30]

I said mbow from the get go

 

[Wayward DP]

Good point fuck. I'm just waiting for them to give me my product. I was on the road while his post was made but I guess I can't prove that.

Fuck

Add us all to your ‘find my iphone’ account

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[MindzEye]

 

[MindzEye]

So...funny this comes up now.

When the whole fake blue checkmark thing was going on and the fake Tesla account tweeted "a 2nd Tesla has struck the world trade centre"

the top comment below it was a rif on "jet fuel can't melt steel beams", but it got ackshually'd immediately...because a lithium battery ackshually does burn hot enough to melt steel beams.

 

[Preston]

Add us all to your ‘find my iphone’ account

That was the natural next step but the mystery has already been solved. I do take some pleasure in knowing that zeke fell for the last troll tho since he seemed to be the only one who actually thought it was me.

 

[mbow30]

That was the natural next step but the mystery has already been solved. I do take some pleasure in knowing that zeke fell for the last troll tho since he seemed to be the only one who actually thought it was me.

hate to be the bearer of bad news sweetie but gordo isn't me and i'm not gordo, despite how much i wish i was

 

[mbow30]

i will say, though, that lost post is the greatest troll post ever. tremendous attention to detail.

posted a C&B chair
referenced to mrs. presto
the timbre of the post was extremely presto-esque

very well done.

he's inside you.

 

[MindzEye]

hate to be the bearer of bad news sweetie but gordo isn't me and i'm not gordo, despite how much i wish i was

Disregard those foot pics that I DM'd you then bro.

My bad.

 

[Preston]

i will say, though, that lost post is the greatest troll post ever. tremendous attention to detail.

posted a C&B chair
referenced to mrs. presto
the timbre of the post was extremely presto-esque

very well done.

he's inside you.

He's been consistently mindfucking me. It has been a masterpiece. I'm not even mad at whoever it is.

 

[mbow30]

Disregard those foot pics that I DM'd you then bro.

My bad.

nono, keep sending plz

 

[axlsalinger]

When I first saw that post I just assumed Presto was coming clean that he is Gordo, or maybe he signed in with the wrong account.

But his recent protests seem sincere. Now he's got me convinced it's definitely another person who knows him really well.

 

[MindzEye]

He's been consistently mindfucking me. It has been a masterpiece. I'm not even mad at whoever it is.

I agree.





Whoever it is, of course.




Whoever.

 

[MindzEye]

 

[zeke]

When I first saw that post I just assumed Presto was coming clean that he is Gordo, or maybe he signed in with the wrong account.

But his recent protests seem sincere. Now he's got me convinced it's definitely another person who knows him really well.

True.

Now I realize it was mbow all along.

That's what I get for trusting a globalist instead of my paesano. For shame.

 

[MindzEye]

The giveaway should have been that we all know Italians aren't funny enough to pull off the Gordo character. The funniest Italian of all time was 1st team all globalist Andrew "Dice" Silverstein.

Globalist comedy writers >>

 

[zeke]