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The faces behind the words.....

blkngldbabe said:
Undead is closer to Ted Kaczynski.
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Man... **** Ted Kaczynski... and not because he mail bombed people, but because he's a University of Michigan alum. That's the real travesty in his life story.

Also... I'm a brunette kinda guy. Blondes are good too, don't get me wrong, but I prefer brunettes.

As for the Grizzly Adams thing... I get that occasionally. Mostly it's Grizzly Adams, Brian Wilson, and Sasquatch, but occasionally I do get the Unibomber, Abe Lincoln, and other beloved characters, fictional and non-fictional from history.

The best part about having a vicious beard though... besides all the chicks that totally wanna bang me (because while they're few and far between... the one's that do love the beard are typically the tatted, pierced, alt type girls that I LOVE) is when I see a beard hair on a table or chair and I know it's a beard hair, but everyone else thinks it's a pube. I just sit and laugh silently as they inspect closely and make that "ewwwww" face. :cheers2:
 
Montana said:
You need to go as David Wright next year.
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Haha i've heard that a few times now...might have to give that one a go, but can't imagine too many people will get it hah.

Artnes said:
Pussy
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Haha nothing to do with being a pussy, I just didn't think I'd have as easy a time trying to wheel some ladies with the blackface on... I was planning on shedding half the track suit an hour after we got to the club (it couldn't have been any hotter in there), so didn't want to be stuck with a half-assed costume and ridiculous paint on my face. The stache kept getting in the way of my drinks too, so it was gone quickly. I'm happy to report that all worked out and I did fairly well that night!
 
best costume i saw this year was some ****er who went as stone cold. just because he really went balls out -- attention to detail from the bic'ed head, to the goatee, to the gay leather vest, to the wrestler's underwear, wrestler's boots and even the ****ing knee brace.

it was outstanding.
 
Some dude at the party I was at was the lady in the red dress, blond wig included and boobies loaded with Sour-puss shots. Nipples were the spouts. Hilarious and some fun pics of people taking shots let me tell ya.
 
drewser said:
Haha i've heard that a few times now...might have to give that one a go, but can't imagine too many people will get it hah.
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I think the key would be Mets jersey + hat, a back pocket full of cheap David Wright baseball cards, and a sharpie so you can sign autographs all night....
 
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