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The Fantastically Beautiful Joyously Superfun 22-23 Season Celebration Thread

I see nothing but joyous cackling. I agree that if the dumb opinions get you angry then maybe it isn't worth it but most seem to have fun with it. Because it is fun!


Yeah, none of the shit coverage gets me angry or anything.

It’s definitely more of a “point and laugh” kind of vibe.
 
What's the point then? Consuming it is as useful as buying a coloring book for the story (tried it, don't waste your money).
 
Oh, they will be driving it way up next year when it's time to talk extension.

For now, while they can't be extended, they will be trashed nightly by critics. Next year, they will be superstars who can't be signed.
 
Yep. The Leafs are just incredibly unlucky to have a team full of overrated/terrible players that have career years just as the time comes to extend them. Of course the Leafs are always up against the cap, because that's obviously what terrible managers do. Terrible team, from top to bottom.
 
Scoring at the 30gm mark

Last year ---> This year

Matthews 27gms 20gls 33pts ---> Matthews 30gms 15gls, 35pts
Marner 24gms 6gls 21pts -------> Marner 30gms 12gls 37pts
Nylander 30gms 13gls 31pts ---> Nylander 30gms 17gls 33pts

Tavares 29gms 13gls 32pts -----> Tavares 30gms 14gls 30pts
Bunting 30gms 7gls 19pts ------> Bunting 30gms 6gls 21pts
Kerfoot 30gms 4gls 16pts ------> Kerfoot 30gms 4gls 14pts

Kampf 30gms 4gls 9pts --------> Kampf 30gms 4gls 11pts
Kase 27gms 8gls 15pts ---------> Jarnkrok 25gms 5gls 9pts
Engvall 30gms 4gls 10pts ------> Engvall 28gms 5gls 9pts

Spezza 26gms 7gls 11pts ------> Holmberg 15gms 2gls 7pts
Ritchie 29gms 1gls 8pts --------> Malgin 21gms 2gls 4pts
Simmonds 29gms 4gls 10pts ----> AstonReese 28gms 3gls 4pts

Mikheyev 1gms, 0gls, 0pts -----> Robertson 15gms 2gls 5pts
Clifford 5gms 0gls 1pts --------> Simmonds 7gms 0gls 1pts

Anderson 2gms 0gls 0pts ------> Anderson 2gms 1gls 1pts
Amadio 3gms 0gls 0pts --------> SDA 1gms 0gls 0pts
Steeves 3gms 0gls 1pts --------> Clifford 2gms 0gls 1pts
Semyonov 3gms 0gls 0pts ----->



Rielly 30gms 4gls 26pts --------> Rielly 20gms 0gls 16pts
Sandin 25gms 0gls 8pts --------> Sandin 30gms 2gls 13pts

Muzzin 30gms 1gls 9pts -------> Giordano 30gms 1gls 8pts
Brodie 30gms 1gls 7pts --------> Brodie 18gms 1gls 4pts

Liljegren 19gms 0gls 4pts ------> Liljegren 19gms 2gls 5pts
Holl 24gms 0gls 1pts -----------> Holl 30gms 1gls 3pts

Dermott 19gms 1gls 2pts ------> Benn 6gms 1gls 2pts
Rubins 3gms 0gls 0pts ---------> Muzzin 4gms 0gls 1pts

----------------------------------> Mete 11gms 0gls 2pts
----------------------------------> Holowell 6gms 0gls 2pts

----------------------------------> Timmins 4gms 0gls 4pts
----------------------------------> Kral 2gms 0gls 0pts



Campbell 23gms .937 ---------> Samsonov 11gms .939
Woll 4gms .911 ----------------> Murray 10gms .926
Mrazek 3gms .880 -------------> Kallgren 10gms .898
Hutchinson 2gms .857 -------->
 
Leafs are kicking ass, so it's time for an avalanche of....

.....CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD HIM THO????



All after an avalanche of "Dubas got rekt" and "LoL nylander is overpaid" for the last few years. But with just 1 year left after this it's time for the pivot to "he's Actually worth 12 million dollars!!!"
 
Malgin still kinda looks good out there but just isn't producing out there at all despite the plumb line assignment. He might have to watch his back when Jarnkrok comes back. Joey has had a very nice first two games and that 4th line is humming at around a 95xgf% in the two games he's been on it so far.
 
I was going to say last night, Malgin doesn’t do anything worthwhile on that line. He’s just a guy that can skate a little shifty and get near the net sometimes, but he can’t pass or shoot at a level to keep up with the linemates. He’s a 4th liner with an outside shot of being decent on the third line. He’s definitely not doing Tavares and Marner any favors out there.
 
I've seen enough that yeah, he's not the ideal plumber on a skill line. He can fill in a pinch just fine but they should have better options there.
 
Looking at the various Tavares line combos so far this year...


Kerfoot-Tavares-Nylander: 43min, 68.9xgf%, 74.7gf%
Kerfoot-Tavares-Marner: 53min, 43.2xgf%, 66.8gf%

Robertson-Tavares-Nylander: 55min, 48.8xgf%, 24.8gf%
Robertson-Tavares-Marner: 34min, 76.0xgf%, 100.0gf%

Jarnkrok-Tavares-Nylander: 6min, 71.1xgf%, ---gf%
Jarnkrok-Tavares-Marner: 40min, 58.5xgf%, 52.1gf%

Malgin-Tavares-Nylander: 34min, 50.2xgf%, 100.0gf%
Malgin-Tavares-Marner: 18min, 39.9xgf%, 48.3gf%


its funny that it's last year's Kerf-WIlly combo that actually looks the best again this year so far.

the Robertson-Marner combo seemed to be working too tho.

Jarnkrok seems to have worked so far too - i'd imagine he slots right back in there when he's ready to go.
 
He's a huge asset on the bottom 6 as a longboy pain in the ass to play against, but I've always wanted to see Engvall get a look there. Guy just dominates the ice no matter which line he plays on. A little looksie on an offensive line wouldn't hurt.
 
time for me to pop in on my friends in Habsville to see how they respond to evidence of their idiocy. wish me luck.

I’d be pretty shocked if any of them even admitted they might be slightly wrong about the Leafs D.

Guessing you’ll just get some equivalent of “but playoffs tho”.
 
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