The Fucking Season Thread - Redemption Tour '22

[MindzEye]

Not sure it can be called a slash. It was more of a bonk.

The tweet gets a bit more confusing if you do that though

Toronto’s Kyle Clifford has been fined $2,500, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for Bonking Tampa Bay’s Corey Perry.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

The tweet gets a bit more confusing if you do that though

Only in England, where they still haven't discovered hockey yet!

1. an act of knocking or hitting something that causes a reverberating sound.
   "give it a bonk with a hammer"
   
   
2. 
   BRITISH
   an act or instance of having sex.

 

[MindzEye]

Maybe I'm just simple, but I'd be confused by that. I mean, $2500 both sounds like way too much to pay for consentual sex and way too little to pay as punishment for rape.

Seems like bad precedent all the way around.

 

[leafman101]

more of a thwap or pow than a bonk.

 

[mbow30]

 

[MindzEye]

Speaking of non consentual Bonking

 

[LeafOfFaith]

That dude had a rad dick, as confirmed at pool parties back then.

 

[zeke]

 

[soco22]

And I hope Austin can say thanks In the hand shakes after we take them out in 5

 

[zeke]

Shoulda played last game asshole

 

[soco22]

Matthews wasn’t gonna make up for Campbell not playing lol - goaltending difference was pretty extreme

 

[Preston]

He has 4 games to get 2 goals.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

He’s ending with 62.

 

[soco22]

Should note I have zero issue making sure matthews is 100 percent for the playoffs. Campbell should have started, that was dumb.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I got no problem easing Campbell back in and not playing him against TB when Matty was out.

 

[zeke]

Well Tampa didn't think it was a nothing game like we did.

Hope we are right and the back to back champs are wrong about that.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

About what? What did it change?

I don’t like that we got blown out but it was a bit of a joke game and it happens to every team here and there.

 

[blkngldbabe]

They also got embarrassed by the Leafs the last game they played against them. At home. Of course they were bringing their A game.

 

[Hoss]

When I saw colton or whatever his name is score the second goal and treat it like the Stanley cup winner I had to laugh. They were going to go off and they did. I just didn't like the goonery.
Especially kucherovs (imo) deliberate kick to slice marner tendons. That was dirty as fuck. Even gord miller called his sneaky dirty

 

[Deckie007]

I’m really confused why this game was important. We beat them already when the standings were tight. There was really nothing to be learned. What if Matthews reaggrevates something and misses time? Just weird to freak out about a game that means nothing.