The Motherfucking 2021 Playoffs Thread

[Wayward DP]

obvs a joke. #toosoon #toolame or #malfunctioning_sarcasm_detector

you need to use the #joking hashtag. it gives you permission to post offensive things in the name of humour!

 

[zeke]

Which thread made you anti-semitic?

Habsy please close it when we find out which one it was.

The one about he keyed car.

 

[CH1]

And unlike most Habs fans there, I stuck for the whole presentation of the cup.

to beat the traffic?

 

[MindzEye]

you need to use the #joking hashtag. it gives you permission to post offensive things in the name of humour!

So it's the same as saying "I'm not racist but" and looking both ways? But in hashtag form?

That's fucking brilliant.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

The one about he keyed car.

Close that one too, Habsy.

 

[worm]

He completely derailed this thread!!!!

Back on topic — non racists all know the NHL final was rigged. My team and I are sitting on a firehose of evidence.... barely enough time get thru it all before draft day. The riot in Montreal will be Magnifique (that means magnificent for all you anti-immersion folks)

5 canadian teams in a row have lost

the evidence speaks for itself

 

[Habsy]

The one about he keyed car.

Naw it was loong before that thread. Ask mbow.

 

[hockeylover]

I think we all need to focus more on this.

HABS LOST!!! WOOHOO!!

Yeah, we've managed to be taken pretty far away from the main takeaway of the thread, haven't we?

Anyone know when the Lightning parade is? Curious to see how Kucherov follows up last night.

 

[Habsy]

to beat the traffic?

My hotel was adjacent to the arena. What traffic?

 

[Wayward DP]

Let me guess, like the Habs cup run?

now you're getting the hang of things!

 

[Habsy]

now you're getting the hang of things!

Dude please. Try standing in Habs gear listening to lightning fans. It was a section full of Koreaboys.

 

[CH1]

My hotel was adjacent to the arena. What traffic?

pedestrian

 

[Habsy]

pedestrian

Your joke? Very.

 

[Wayward DP]

Dude please. Try standing in Habs gear listening to lightning fans. It was a section full of Koreaboys.

I am actually very confident that you more than held your own! (and maybe even enjoyed it).

Did you have kiddo in tow? If yes, I hope they were at least respectful of that...

 

[CH1]

It was all just a mirage

Gallagher’s groin begs to differ

 

[LeafOfFaith]

It begs for other things too.

 

[Habsy]

This is what I felt of Tampa leaving...

 

[worm]

dude.... Oriental was deemed insulting decades ago. I could not figure out why but I stopped using it.... none of my Asian friends thought it was racist but sometimes things get decided and that’s that

this attitude is an issue - not specific to this but a lot of slurs

some are legit not offended but a bunch will just say they are not offended because it is easier

 

[Habsy]

I am actually very confident that you more than held your own! (and maybe even enjoyed it).

Did you have kiddo in tow? If yes, I hope they were at least respectful of that...

One guy wasn't but there were Tampa fans that shut him down fast. Like any fanbase, they're not all bad.

 

[CH1]

Your joke? Very.

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I was not joking. When I’m joking you’ll know because I will deploy the #joking hashtag to help activate the funny bone lodged in your skull