The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

[thehabhater]

I've got a frozen ball for all of them.

Unless you filmed it multiple times and presented the result that you wanted live as the final result, good luck with that.

 

[mbow30]

Mood

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Vibes

 

[mbow30]

Ok im all over the map here.

 

[mbow30]

Though w Sophia and helga I’d still be punching significantly up.

 

[Preston]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2051807626179293530

 

[LeafGm]

This will be talked about for generations like the fixed Ewing Knicks draft.

Phase 1: Be a franchise already hated by the league office who hires a blackballed GM really hated by the league Commissioner
Phase 2: ????????
Phase 3: WIN A RIGGED DRAFT LOTTERY!!

 

[mbow30]

Phase 1: Be a franchise already hated by the league office who hires a blackballed GM really hated by the league Commissioner
Phase 2: ????????
Phase 3: WIN A RIGGED DRAFT LOTTERY!!

Welcome back mckennsGM

 

[Preston]

Welcome back mckennsGM

Antimatser was really funny gj

 

[mbow30]

Antimatser was really funny gj

Ya that one and the dwarf small claims court thing def made me feel better about myself for being an unmarried underemployed mid 40s guy who posts on an internet message board.

 

[mbow30]

 

[MindzEye]

Phase 1: Be a franchise already hated by the league office who hires a blackballed GM really hated by the league Commissioner
Phase 2: ????????
Phase 3: WIN A RIGGED DRAFT LOTTERY!!

My only question is how stupid are we that we didn't do this sooner?

 

[LeafGm]

Ya that one and the dwarf small claims court thing def made me feel better about myself for being an unmarried underemployed mid 40s guy who posts on an internet message board.

It's the small things that make life worthwhile!

 

[PlayerToBeNamedLater]

 

[zeke]

re-sign maccelli and robby for like $6m total.

trade domi joshua carlo

we'd have just over $26m in capspace with this roster:

Knies --- Matthews --- Nylander
McKenna --- Tavares --- Cowan
Maccelli --- XXXXXX ---- Robertson
Lorentz/min --- Groulx/min --- Haymes/min
(Quillan/min --- min)

McCabe --- XXXXX
Rielly --- Tanev
OEL --- XXXXX
(min)

Stolarz
Woll

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with Chadwick, Danford, Hildeby, Akhtyamov being the most nhl-potential marlies.

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[MindzEye]

Mitch would never defend Bonnie's honour in a bar fight

 

[Feyd]

View: https://x.com/road_guy_colin/status/2051806938824851700?s=46&t=VJEkO9y0GDd340VxO96dPw

 

[zeke]

how funny would it be if they kept berube now.

 

[zeke]

i am dying to change my userpic.

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/road_guy_colin/status/2051806938824851700?s=46&t=VJEkO9y0GDd340VxO96dPw

 

[zeke]