The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

[mbow30]

What just happened

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[MindzEye]

Other options: modify workout slightly.

I agree, punching holes in my ceiling is a bad idea and I should consider other alternatives. Thank fuck you came along to help me out with this.

 

[MindzEye]

What just happened

Mbow is back on the drugs. Or was never off of them.

 

[Cal Gal]

Now, now, now, boys. Play nice. No biting.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

They are so negative.

 

[mbow30]

Mbow is back on the drugs. Or was never off of them.

The only drugs I’m on these days are life and glp1s

 

[CH1]

I wish i was obese so I could get glp1s...that shit cures everything!!!!

 

[Preston]

I wish i was obese so I could get glp1s...that shit cures everything!!!!

Including joy. Poor poor HP, can't even enjoy the magical Cinderella run!

 

[CH1]

Including joy. Poor poor HP, can't even enjoy the magical Cinderella run!

he doesn't take it on game night, you fool!

 

[CH1]

anyway, being thin was my one physical advantage...and poof...it's gone

 

[LeafGm]

anyway, being thin was my one physical advantage...and poof...it's gone

Buck up chum, you’ve still got your shining personality!

 

[CH1]

Buck up chum, you’ve still got your shining personality!

#fake

 

[thehabhater]

To be fair, neither are Stenberg's. Stenberg is also old for the draft class (he'll be 19 by the start of the season), while Malhotra isn't quite 18 yet.

Which explains the charges against his mother.

 

[hockeylover]

clip from scouting staff meeting


View: https://x.com/MapleLeafs/status/2057932779489231311?s=20

 

[thehabhater]

M-c-K-e-n-n-a

 

[MindzEye]

clip from scouting staff meeting


View: https://x.com/MapleLeafs/status/2057932779489231311?s=20

Things I never want to hear coming from meetings like these

"200 ft game"
"Prairie boy mentality"

Not that those things have no place in the game. Obviously compete level is important, but the skill to play the fucking game at a high level is the ticket in the door, not that folksy bullshit.

 

[drewser]

View: https://x.com/firstiiner/status/2057852781935923451?s=46

 

[zeke]

Things I never want to hear coming from meetings like these

"200 ft game"
"Prairie boy mentality"

Not that those things have no place in the game. Obviously compete level is important, but the skill to play the fucking game at a high level is the ticket in the door, not that folksy bullshit.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Things I never want to hear coming from meetings like these

"200 ft game"
"Prairie boy mentality"

Not that those things have no place in the game. Obviously compete level is important, but the skill to play the fucking game at a high level is the ticket in the door, not that folksy bullshit.

What about

" High end motor"
" Good culture lad"
" Long active Stick"
" Strong Manitoba Dick"
" Stand awareness"
" Built like a Phone Booth"

 

[Preston]

"Very open minded and collaborative with the staff, so we have different flows of information"