The Official Post-Bitch 2025-26 Regular Season Thread

[leafman101]

Well that dumb chart basically says they are a middle of the pack future team.

 

[CH1]

View: https://x.com/nickiacoban/status/2018704782010073255?s=20

 

[leafman101]

 

[mbow30]

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[zeke]

2022: Habs hire guy with a law degree from Boston College, who earned his way up to partner at a top agency and founder of the hockey division.

2023: Leafs hire highschool dropout nepobaby whose dad bought him a semipro hockey league.

 

[Volcanologist]

hopefully with a GM upgrade comes a long overdue Red Wedding for this franchise's "scouting" department.

Toronto has to be the worst scouting group in the league, both amateur and professional.

 

[Killer93]

The name the Leafs should target is Jim Nill. Build down from there. Keep Matthews/Willy/Knies/Cowan/Robertson, blow up the D, trade one of Stolarz or Woll.

 

[Michel Beauchamp]

2022: Habs hire guy with a law degree from Boston College, who earned his way up to partner at a top agency and founder of the hockey division.

2023: Leafs hire highschool dropout nepobaby whose dad bought him a semipro hockey league.

Long gone are the days when a team could buy a whole league and turn it pro to get the player they wanted...

Hints: Canadiens, Quebec Senior Hockey League, Jean Béliveau...

 

[zeke]

ok good.



View: https://x.com/NHLRumourReport/status/2018843303698178263?s=20

 

[mbow30]

Now ask him what he thinks of boobay and dickhead

 

[leafman101]

“Would you be mad if we traded all the shitty players I brought in?”

Matthews:

 

[zeke]

"Auston, this is a tough question to ask I know - but will you be angry if we trade away your brandon carlo?"

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/2018908927514325095?s=20

 

[zeke]

 

[CRL]

View: https://x.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/2018908927514325095?s=20

what not to love, it is always fans/media fault not players

 

[zeke]

Avg of 5v5 p1/60 and p/60


1st Liners (5): Nylander 2.72, Knies 2.16, Matthews 2.06, Tavares 1.85, Robertson 1.83
2nd Liners (2): McMann 1.63, Maccelli 1.59
3rd Liners (3): Cowan 1.49, Domi 1.42
4th Liners (6): Joshua 1.26, Roy 1.22, Lorentz 1.19, Laughton 1.11, Jarnkrok 1.02, Quillan 0.00

1st Pairs (2): OEL 1.21, Rielly 1.06
2nd Pairs (3): McCabe .80, Stecher .60, Tanev .55
3rd Pairs (6): Mermis .44, Myers .28, Carlo .21, Benoit 0.80, Thrun .00, Rifai .00, Benning .00

 

[WellPlayed]

View: https://x.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/2018908927514325095?s=20

Brandon is in luck. Zero chance Brad highlights what a disaster that trade was by cutting his losses and showing the world what Carlo's actual value is.

 

[LeafGm]

Brandon is in luck. Zero chance Brad highlights what a disaster that trade was by cutting his losses and showing the world what Carlo's actual value is.

Yeah, if fucknuts is left in charge, which at this point it appears he will be, neither Carlo or Laughton will be getting traded at all. Fuck, he’ll probably sign them to extensions at the first available opportunity.

 

[Volcanologist]

I could learn to love Boston Pizza if Treliving can unload Rielly

 

[Artnes]

any chance of movement before the roster freeze ?