The Official Post-Bitch 2025-26 Regular Season Thread

[MindzEye]

Yeah, I'd rather get kicked in the dick than get aids, but I think the wise course of action is to make appropriate decisions in life that avoid both.

 

[Cal Gal]

Word.

 

[JackBurton]

No. He does this a lot. Gets hot, scores a bunch of goals, disappears for the rest of the season.

Last year:

Oct-Dec: 17G in 37GP
Jan-Apr: 5G in 44GP

He's also garbage at everything else.

Eh, he's exceeded his value in his cap hit. Would you prefer Dakota Joshua for assets?

 

[JackBurton]

Yeah, I'd rather get kicked in the dick than get aids, but I think the wise course of action is to make appropriate decisions in life that avoid both.

Magic did both of those things.

 

[JackBurton]

Yeah Leafs, "Play Hard". That's how you win!


View: https://x.com/FAN590/status/1990842501297569969

 

[leafman101]

If people seriously believe that the problem is they haven’t been playing hard for Berube for two months isn’t that your answer.

 

[Volcanologist]

nah, Berube's toast. there's no way Treliving can let this go much longer without doing anything.

 

[JackBurton]

If people seriously believe that the problem is they haven’t been playing hard for Berube for two months isn’t that your answer.

Basically 99% of the media thinks this. They don't even discuss quality of the team.

 

[MindzEye]

Eh, he's exceeded his value in his cap hit. Would you prefer Dakota Joshua for assets?

Why does everyone keep making "no, this guy is junk" statements into false dichotomy bullshit? I don't want Joshua either. It shouldn't be an either piece of shit A or piece of shit B choice. We're supposed to be in the business of making good hockey decisions.

Roslovic sucks. He's put up moderate offensive numbers over short stretches in his career but those are temporary empty calories. Hard pass.

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah Leafs, "Play Hard". That's how you win!


View: https://x.com/FAN590/status/1990842501297569969

Hockey commentary in this city is as simple as it is dented. It always boils down to lunch bucket bullshit.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

They haven’t been playing “divorced” or “gay porn hard” at all

 

[Pwner]

They are either stuck in the 60's or the dead puck era.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I find the best solution to a square peg/round hole situation is to scream at the square peg to work harder.

 

[zeke]

Why does everyone keep making "no, this guy is junk" statements into false dichotomy bullshit? I don't want Joshua either. It shouldn't be an either piece of shit A or piece of shit B choice. We're supposed to be in the business of making good hockey decisions.

Roslovic sucks. He's put up moderate offensive numbers over short stretches in his career but those are temporary empty calories. Hard pass.

i mean roslovic is dirt cheap and can be a 20/40 guy. that looks goddamn refreshing compared to like 8 guys we've added.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

View: https://x.com/NHLRumourReport/status/1990925487217279035?s=20

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Yeah i think Roslovic in addition to the rest of the adds is a poor argument, but he's certainly a better option than some of the lads added.

That said, swap Dakota and Roslovic and the team is still shit.

 

[zeke]

but has more capspace. then do that same swap like 8 more times.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Roslovic > Maccelli

Also half the cap hit and didn't cost a pick.

 

[JackBurton]

Hockey commentary in this city is as simple as it is dented. It always boils down to lunch bucket bullshit.

I do wonder if it's because the team was built exactly how they wanted and now deep-down inside they are like "Holy Fuck". Let's not talk about the actual talent of the team.

 

[leafman101]

Well one is the right process (take cheap, short term fliers on shitty depth players) and the other is the wrong process (trade assets for shitty depth players with big contracts)