The Official Post-Bitch 2025-26 Regular Season Thread

[Leafin']

I’m reading all this good stuff on the top 5 and I just know we’re giving Boston that 6th pick.

Fucking Tre cunt.

 

[Volcanologist]

I’m reading all this good stuff on the top 5 and I just know we’re giving Boston that 6th pick.

Fucking Tre cunt.

yeah I'm a little surprised at all this who do we pick stuff.

it's not done yet.

 

[Preston]

yeah I'm a little surprised at all this who do we pick stuff.

it's not done yet.

View: https://x.com/i/status/1014855201864462336

 

[Leafin']

I’m all for it. But damn I’ve been hurt too many times. It being the Bruins is just so Leafy.

 

[zeke]

 

[MindzEye]

yeah I'm a little surprised at all this who do we pick stuff.

it's not done yet.

Let me cope in peace

 

[Jeremy]

Trust God with the pick you idiots.

 

[Jeremy]

zeke zeke zeke zeke zeke zeke

 

[CH1]

Doctor uniform or Jesus?

 

[Jeremy]

CH1

 

[Preston]

Kings can still win the division though

I fucking hate that this is true

 

[Preston]

Don't look now but Seattle down 1 with 11 minutes left. Leafs guaranteed at least 5th last if they get a point.

 

[Preston]

Nvm they're shit. Ok carry on

 

[WellPlayed]

Avs are on a back-to-back, third in four, on the road, nothing to play for. Flames gettin a dub.

 

[Preston]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2044053021772898603

Shout out to McCabe for this hilarious miss. I thought Cowan was really good as well. If he played all season on the top six they may have picked up a few extra points.

 

[Preston]

Mckenna-Matthews-Cowan
Knies-Tavares-Nylander

Losing Marner, only to tank and draft the bar fighting non bitch version of Marner seems like a good deal. Idk how they'd fix the d but I like the look of that.

 

[Preston]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXHqnXniZO7/?igsh=emc4dXF1dDg5MTNh

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/MapleLeafs/status/2044098385997685210?s=20

 

[zeke]

Mckenna-Matthews-Cowan
Knies-Tavares-Nylander

Losing Marner, only to tank and draft the bar fighting non bitch version of Marner seems like a good deal. Idk how they'd fix the d but I like the look of that.

Knies - McDavid - Nylander
McKenna - Matthews - Cowan
Robertson - Tavares - Maccelli

 

[CH1]

That was Tre’s plan. Unfair he doesn’t get to see it through but such is life