Trade Deadline

[Artnes]

Didn't have enough length for Bundy anyway but another RD off the board


View: https://twitter.com/renlavoietva/status/1766125286813307037?t=U_w30LRngQwyOjRUcJBygQ&s=19

 

[MindzEye]

7.8 expiring deal. Been shit this year but the skill is there

I mean, if you hate Domi as the 2/3C that's a pretty easy punt to justify.

But we needed multiple #7 defencemen, so we're out of 3rd's

 

[JackBurton]

The best trade thus far. Low risk, high reward.


View: https://twitter.com/emilymkaplan/status/1766128466724843587

 

[Preston]

Sounds like they're done with D anyway. I don't buy that they're looking for more. The bigger rumor dudes are all saying it's gudpro bottom 6 forward.

 

[Artnes]

Doesn't he have 1 more year

Shit ya he does.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Oh, good.

Craig Buffon and Mike Johnson are spinning a wheel of hypothetical trades and get to argue who would say no..

Round 1...Matthew Tkachuk for David Pastrnak.

Spoilers....they disagreed. ( try to guess who said what)

Round 2 Auston Matthews for Connor McDavid

spoilers...they agreed, one of them laughed at the idea in a stupid fucking suit.

Round 3 Sarah Fillier for Taylor Heise

They both pretended to care, and didnt at all make this a patronizing segment.

 

[JackBurton]

This deadline show just made me remember Mike Bullard was a thing one time

Man, I've read about him. he's gone off the rails and become a stalker

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Sounds like they're done with D anyway. I don't buy that they're looking for more. The bigger rumor dudes are all saying it's gudpro bottom 6 forward.

Eller, Dowd, Kunin, Crouse, Maroon, Kerfoot...something like that.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Man, I've read about him. he's gone off the rails and become a stalker

Was he ever on the rails? arguably the worst Canadian

 

[MindzEye]

Shit ya he does.

3.9 millie cap hit next season, 2 million dollar signing bonus paid out on July 1st....so he's 2 million in real dollars next season. Easy enough to dump if he was just that bad down the stretch.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Woll: .911
Markstrom: .911
Ullmark: .909
Fleury: .901

I think this is where they say quiet nerd and bludgeon you with a goalie blocker.

Look, i get that the goalie panel needs to exist ( actually i dont) and they need something to discuss, and because they are goalies they inherently believe that certain goalies are better than others ( mostly all the same) and that they have an inferiority complex where they must believe goalies are as important as skaters ( no) because all these guys are ex goalies ( and pis poor ones) but for fuck sakes, Marner for Markstrom?

 

[MindzEye]

I think this is where they say quiet nerd and bludgeon you with a goalie blocker.

I'm bigger than Martin Biron, he would do nothing of the fucking sort.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

If you are looking for a home run swing, i'd rather gamble on Kuz for a 3rd then one of these good pro losers that can only move the needle in the opposite direction.

The Canes arent quite the Avs or Knights, but they do alot correctly

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I'm bigger than Martin Biron, he would do nothing of the fucking sort.

Yeah but Kevin Weekes, Noodles and Geno Reda would absolutely wreck your shit.

 

[Preston]

Jonas is loving this. I'm surprised anyone else is watching the television program though. It sounds horrifying.

 

[Artnes]

View: https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1766130732529815736?t=ApKZrhqV6TbSNFHpE90Kxg&s=19

 

[Wayward DP]

Oh, good.

Craig Buffon and Mike Johnson are spinning a wheel of hypothetical trades and get to argue who would say no..

Round 1...Matthew Tkachuk for David Pastrnak.

Spoilers....they disagreed. ( try to guess who said what)

Round 2 Auston Matthews for Connor McDavid

spoilers...they agreed, one of them laughed at the idea in a stupid fucking suit.

Round 3 Sarah Fillier for Taylor Heise

They both pretended to care, and didnt at all make this a patronizing segment.

stop watching the asses

 

[JackBurton]

If you are looking for a home run swing, i'd rather gamble on Kuz for a 3rd then one of these good pro losers that can only move the needle in the opposite direction.

The Canes arent quite the Avs or Knights, but they do alot correctly

Agreed. Kuz is worth any risk. He's still only 31. That's a real cheap return. I like this deal.

 

[MindzEye]

Yeah but Kevin Weekes, Noodles and Geno Reda would absolutely wreck your shit.

I would make them all do math and love it.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Jonas is loving this. I'm surprised anyone else is watching the television program though. It sounds horrifying.

Its like watching a car wreck, or clown porn....its terrible but wildly entertaining and i have no idea whats going to happen next.