The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[hockeylover]

Kinda feeling like cone of silence and anything leaked by the potential candidate’s camp would be disqualifying.

 

[Artnes]

If shit gets out about this process Shanny is putting heads on a spike. He was already embarrassed last week with the Dubas presser

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

With Tulsky and Nill just being eliminated and surely some decent assistants in Vegas I wouldn’t get serious until after the cup

 

[LeafOfFaith]

He is pushing so hard for him

This story came out of the voicemail Treliving left Shanny saying “call me when you get a minute please!”

 

[LeafGm]

It's kind of weird, Friedman said on the radio he won't discus Botterill because he works with Jennifer and people accuse him of being biased. Like what? Your job is to report on GM interviews no?

Nice deflection from the fact that all these guys have been doing so far is promoting their own preferred candidates for the job.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

What are lof’s views on Boston Pizza?

Never tried it. As much as I love pizza I don’t have it much, so I definitely haven’t had any from these chains. If it’s not thin crust NY style, I can say I wouldn’t be down, though.

 

[leafman101]

Friedman also reported Gilllis’ name because Bieksa likes him. Literally the only reason.

 

[hockeylover]

Friedman also reported Gilllis’ name because Bieksa likes him. Literally the only reason.

I loved that he actually said that. Like out loud.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

By the way, can I take a second to say fuck Boston and Marchand?

If he'd just scored here, he'd have prevented the timeline from getting altered the way it did. Boston wins in 5 and then plays Toronto which knocks them out in 6 or 7. That was the way it was written. That's why I wanted Boston and all of you were so happy with Florida. Fucking Marchand can't score the most important goal of the year.

 

[CH1]

 

[thehabhater]

This story came out of the voicemail Treliving left Shanny saying “call me when you get a minute please!”

The only way that I would believe anything Dreger says would be if Marner's dad was a candidate.

 

[hockeylover]

Oh right. Oof.

 

[hockeylover]

officially over this kinda shit.

 

[Preston]

What I get from that is that he worked hard and is a nice guy. Cool.

 

[leafman101]

officially over this kinda shit.

sorry. Imagine how us fans feel after wasting 5 years of Matthews/Marner/Willy/Mo prime.

 

[leafman101]

Feel great that they could wear sweatpants and didn’t have to shave. How will we ever move on?

 

[Preston]

That article is batshit insane

 

[hockeylover]

This is really leaving a sour taste in my mouth about Dubas - the Crosby/Pens business, the reaction and stories from his buddies. Take them with you when you go, Kyle.

 

[Preston]

Kyle Dubas: Nice guy, works hard

 

[LeafGm]

officially over this kinda shit.

I do enjoy that the pic they captioned this article with is Dubas doing a pronounced pouty lip and looking like he’s going to cry.

Jonas should’ve included a selfie of himself making the same face.