2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[Preston]

Who were his linemates mostly last year? Aka who can we blame his shit nerdies on? At least we know his offensive production was clearly fake and gay with that oish% but I assume he was playing with some shit players if he didn't get many dzone starts and his rel xgf was poop.

 

[MindzEye]

 

[Killer93]

Now we really need to get Mangiapane, Forza Azzuri line incoming

 

[Cojo]

I’m pretty sure a 3rd in 27 is worth more than a 2nd two years later #interestcharges

Makes no sense, unless they also tampered with Marner

lol

 

[zeke]

brad skilled midgets

 

[LeafOfFaith]

View: https://x.com/rinkratreport/status/1939734632053743915?s=46

With him under contract for one more year, why do they trade him for nothing? If he was an rfa now I would understand it more.

Maybe they saw his bad season as more meaningful than a one off?

How's he supposed to be defensively by the numbers?

 

[zeke]

Maccelli simply doesn't dig mormons.

Like any self respecting italian.

 

[MindzEye]

His passing metrics were apparently off the charts but he never shoots. I mean throw him with Matthews and see what happens.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Makes no sense, unless they also tampered with Marner

We're going to nail everyone. Edmonton should just give us McDavid now.

 

[MindzEye]

Maccelli simply doesn't dig mormons.

Like any self respecting italian.

No underwear > magic underwear

 

[LeafGm]

What a spectacularly horrific way of lighting $3.5M in cap space on fire.

And we still haven’t even gotten rid of Kampfkrok yet.

 

[Preston]

With him under contract for one more year, why do they trade him for nothing? If he was an rfa now I would understand it more.

Maybe they saw his bad season as more meaningful than a one off?

How's he supposed to be defensively by the numbers?

He requested to be traded

 

[LeafOfFaith]

What a spectacularly horrific way of lighting $3.5M in cap space on fire.

And we still haven’t even gotten rid of Kampfkrok yet.

Need to wait for July 1 signing bonuses to be paid out for that.

But with Kampf's year dropping to $1m or so of real money and Krok to $775k, they're as good as gone.

 

[MindzEye]

What a spectacularly horrific way of lighting $3.5M in cap space on fire.

And we still haven’t even gotten rid of Kampfkrok yet.

I don't know if I'd call a guy who can probably put up 60 points in secondary offensive role a waste of cap space. As for KampfKrok. Jarnkrok isn't moving until after the bonus gets paid tomorrow and Kampf I honestly expect to end up with the Marlies.

 

[Killer93]

It's so important to unload Krok and Kampf, especially after getting this Mozzarella kid

 

[CH1]

View: https://x.com/dkingbh/status/1938007751323718072?s=46&t=ZFoeJpONFeL00lgZvCrr2Q

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Very tough to envision Danza and Robbie on the same team. They're kind of the same guy except one goes for the pass and the other shoots. Too bad, maybe they'd be idea fits for each other. Roy between them on the third line? McMann with Tavares and Willy. Matty and Knies with Marchand. Laughton Lorentz Holmberg on the fourth line. Domi out.

 

[thehabhater]

What a spectacularly horrific way of lighting $3.5M in cap space on fire.

And we still haven’t even gotten rid of Kampfkrok yet.

Yet.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I don't know if I'd call a guy who can probably put up 60 points in secondary offensive role a waste of cap space. As for KampfKrok. Jarnkrok isn't moving until after the bonus gets paid tomorrow and Kampf I honestly expect to end up with the Marlies.

Kampf has the same bonus situation, just one more deal at the full price the year after.

I expect they'll find a taker for that.

 

[Preston]

Very excited that they've already found an adequate Marner replacement. For a small fraction of the price, he can't possibly be any worse than Mitch in games 5, 6 and 7s. What a delight!