2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[zeke]

do we have the actual official trade call yet btw?

 

[axlsalinger]

And interest in DeAngelo?

ZERO.

 

[thehabhater]

Are we not 3 million over the cap, which includes Reeves at 1.35?

 

[trujaysfan]

Are we not 3 million over the cap, which includes Reeves at 1.35?

No, we have 10+ mil in space

 

[zeke]

Are we not 3 million over the cap, which includes Reeves at 1.35?

if you're looking at puckpedia, right now they have Mitch signed with the Leafs and Roy still with the Knights. probably waiting for the official trade call.

 

[mbow30]

I guess I have to. But I don't think it's just his character or personality. There's more at play.

Leaving his hometown team. Leaving his best buddy Matty. Leaving his home with his young family to go live in Vegas? It's stunning. Something insane must have happened. Maybe something major between him and Matty, something in the room where he just couldn't come back anymore. Entirely shocking.

I heard he showed his dick at a Toronto pool party and everybody laughed.

 

[mbow30]

Odds of him writing a tell all book when he retires?

 

[zeke]

technically this is our exact current cap situation:

 

[thehabhater]

When he got his truck carjacked he was mad that the robbers didn’t recognize him.

 

[zeke]

so they could waive Reaves again, and have about $7m in capspace to add another forward.

that's the simplest thing to do.


Or they could dump all of Kampf, Krok, and Reaves, and have this cap situation, to add two forwards:

 

[Volcanologist]

i mean yeah, it's completely crazy that he managed to do everything in the worst possible way so that everyone ended up hating a guy who shoulda been a hometown legend.

The word you're looking for is Leafy. This entire thing has been 5D chess by the hockey gods to make us even more miserable.

 

[CH1]

It’s not too late for Mitch to back out!!!!!
—LOF

 

[trujaysfan]

I assume krok and kampf are gone after bonuses are paid.

 

[zeke]

The word you're looking for is Leafy. This entire thing has been 5D chess by the hockey gods to make us even more miserable.

eh i'm over it.

it's cup time.

 

[CH1]

eh i'm over it.

it's cup time.

Fix that molasses D a little

 

[zeke]

Fix that molasses D a little

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6qkRDosvIE

 

[CH1]

Keep Benoit, obvs!

 

[mbow30]

i mean yeah, it's completely crazy that he managed to do everything in the worst possible way so that everyone ended up hating a guy who shoulda been a hometown legend.

It’s not when you see the family.

 

[mbow30]

Tho I guess papa hyman was even worse but Zack grew up to be a really good guy (e5).

 

[Pwner]

They have money now. Should try and look to upgrade on Benoit tbh