2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[leafman101]

They can’t all score 100 points if they all just pass on the perimeter.

1 Marner sized Matthews definitely beats 100 Matthews sized Marners.

 

[Volcanologist]

And even all that aside, your team actually needs to score goals in the playoffs to advance and actually win a Cup. Which we all know from long experience a team full of Marners would be incapable of doing.

they could do it by sweeping every series in 4 games, thus ensuring Mitch never has to play in a late series game

 

[Aberdeen]

This Marner conversation is up there for top 5 dumbest debates I've seen here.

 

[LeafGm]

This Marner conversation is up there for top 5 dumbest debates I've seen here.

Damn, that’s disappointing.

Any suggestions on how we can crack the top-3, or challenge for first place?

 

[Preston]

Damn, that’s disappointing.

Any suggestions on how we can crack the top-3, or challenge for first place?

Morph into WeHave

 

[MindzEye]

This Marner conversation is up there for top 5 dumbest debates I've seen here.

We're clearly not talking about enough dumb shit then. We can do better.

 

[Aberdeen]

Could a team of Marner's beat a team of lions if the lions could skate?

 

[Preston]

To be fair, the last time we discussed hockey in mid-july, there was a 73 post debate about the psychology of Filip Zadina. We are trending up.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

 

[mbow30]

Could a team of Marner's beat a team of lions if the lions could skate?

Tram of marners wouldn’t even set foot on the ice

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Imagine if this was framed as 18 guys like Marner instead of 18 Marners and didn’t confuse everyone so badly. Because how could there ever be 18 Marners??? Totally fair point.

 

[Aberdeen]

 

[leafman101]

I was picturing Multiplicity Marners.

 

[thehabhater]

This Marner conversation is up there for top 5 dumbest debates I've seen here.

How about that Jonas Hoagland?

 

[mbow30]

Just saw a clip of tkachuk going through the handshake line vs Toronto and he was talking not all the guys “glad you’re feeling better” to stolarz “you’re a beast” to Matthews, “what a fuckin battle” to tanev, “miss you” to oel

To his former jr linemate Mitch “good series”

Lmao

 

[Cal Gal]

How about that Jonas Hoagland?

OMG!! Didn't  that go on a bit?

 

[MindzEye]

Because how could there ever be 18 Marners???

infinite multiverse....everything is possible. In at least one universe out there, Paul Marner had 18 octadecaplets (had to google that...) and turned them all into hockey playing twats.

 

[Habsy]

This Marner conversation is up there for top 5 dumbest debates I've seen here.

Wasn't there a summer of foreskin a decade or so ago?

 

[MindzEye]

summer of foreskin

 

[Kritter]

Could a team of Marner's beat a team of lions if the lions could skate?

Don’t know why but this reminded me of one of my favourite all time bits from SNL.. when they use to do the Ditka vs bit with George Wendt..
“ ok ok Ditka vs God?””
“ is it a big Ditka or a little Ditka?”